A Russian Tebow

A mixed drink that contains Vladimir Vodka and any flavor of gatorade. Orange is suggested

Adam- Yo man what are you drinking?
Jake- Its a Russian Tebow
Adam- Thats disgusting
Jake- Thank you

by Leiby02 September 12, 2010

Tebow Timing

Adrenaline rush you feel during overtime of a Denver Broncos game.

We're always tebow timing when we watch the Broncos.

by ROKha December 16, 2011

Tebow Train

Ridding the unexplainable succes of Tim Tebow. Having a very lucky streak. Being the center of attention while having a crazy lucky streak of fortune and fame.

Man I put Tebow in as my starting quarterback in my fantasy league and I am going to ride that Tebow Train to 1st place.
I can't believe the Broncos beat the Bears! I guess I will jump on the Tebow Train with everyone else.

by letzgoblues December 18, 2011

Tebowed

Losing a football game in heart-wrenching fashion to an underdog. Usually an unlikely comeback in the final quarter of a football game. Derived from Tim Tebow of the Denver Broncos.

Wow bro, I can't believe the Jets let Tebow win the game like that. They got Tebowed!

by BigTimeTimmyBow November 18, 2011

Tebowner

1. When someone becomes excited over something Tim Tebow does.

2. A boner, erection, stiffy, hard on, etc. caused by Tim Tebow.

Tim Tebow wins a game and everyone updates there Facebook status about how glorious he is. They have a Tebowner.

When a friend/acquaintance talks excitedly about Tim Tebow. They have a Tebowner.

by DyCKM January 9, 2012

Tim Tebow

The most storied college football player over the past four years. He has won two national titles and a Heisman Trophy during his college career and is looking to win his third and second of these prestigious awards respectively. Tebow is considered one of the best, if not the best college football players during the time he has been at Florida, not only at the quarterback position, but overall, in addition to being talked about as one of the best quarterbacks and overall players in college football history. He is a senior for the 2009 season (2009-2010 academic year), which means that he will be entering the 2010 NFL Draft, and is projected as a potential first overall pick or somewhere in the top ten or around there. Despite many people having doubts about his talents carrying over to the next level, Tim Tebow is going to prove the critics wrong and the believers (including myself) right, as he will fit in perfectly with any system he is in. The reports that are unappreciative of his talents will be proven to be just false advertisement of this incredible athlete and even more amazing person, who will become an NFL legend by the time his upcoming long NFL career comes to an end many years down the road.

"Tim Tebow can win Connect Four in three moves."-this is an appreciation of Tebow's talents, that are without a doubt unable to be matched or surpassed.

"Wow, that Tim Tebow kid sure is great! He is one of the best college football players we have seen in quite some time, and the scary thing is, he is only going to get even better! I can't wait to see what he does to torture his opponents as an NFL pro athlete!"

by JBrunz December 22, 2009

Tebowculosis

A disease that has swept the nation where many people think highly of someone who in reality, is entirely overated

Jeff: Man, Gary's Dad bought us broadway tickets and he let us drive his car, He is the best!

Stew: You must be suffering from Tebowculosis because he just got released on bail for drug trafficking.

by LEz_G0 January 2, 2012