tearful masturbation

When life just plain sucks and you cry and jerk off at the same time.

he couldn't get out of the friend zone so he had some tearful masturbation while listening to 'someone like you' by adele

by poopyissad December 30, 2011

tarf

retarded monkey molesting satanist.

Johnny went to the zoo's monkey cage and tarfed to gorgorth.

by Communist Lambchop June 14, 2010

tarf

Like a fart, but backwards. Instead of expelling gas out of the anus, you would suck air into the ass. (verb)

I was at church the other day and I cut a raging, mega-huge egg fart during communion. But luckily I was able to tarf afterwards to save everyone on my "pew" from smelling it.

by Mike Melton (aka your dad) August 3, 2007

tarf

When a dyslexic person misspells "fart."

"Yeh, I delggig elihw ehs saw no ym pal dna I yltnedicca tel tuo a yrebbulf tarf. Spoow, I naem traf lol! Gnissarrabme ni htob sdrager )*: ." -Dyslexic person

by Jsneezy December 18, 2009

Tarfi

Theres always room for icecream :D

AFter eating a three course meal, "dude im so stuffed, dont think i could eat any icecream"

"dude tarfi !!! "

by Barritt42000 April 14, 2010

tarforget

When you run an errand and go shopping, buy several things but forget the one item you went shopping for. This usually happens at Target.

"Don't tarforget to get light bulbs"

by krizriktr July 17, 2017

tarfy

Where you shart but don’t realize it

Yo did you just tarfy

by Cyclone tMn December 31, 2017