Back hander lander

When you purposely run the back of your hand across a female's breast or buttocks while passing by (or reaching to grab something else). Works best in bars and crowded country concerts.
"I am going to back hander lander so many broads tonight"
by Big Jim Steezy October 03, 2012
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just like landers

To be a complete and total idiot. Very annoying person who thinks people look up to him. Says everything with an annoying hic accent.
Professor: Well I thouwt it would be nice for the class to study this in a group type setting. So lets get this hw in to me in 4 weeks. I like to eat dicks.
Student: Aww man, this is just like landers
by trrocks03 October 16, 2007
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Jonas From Lander Lube

To Exchange Sexual Incounters for New Rims and Tires.
Your tires are looking bare , You better call up Jonas from Lander Lube.
by The Cadd-ie Girl April 29, 2009
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Landering

The process where a cat twitches the entire skin over its back in response to a light touch. This causes all of the fur to move spasmodically and the cat to become angry.
Poking the cat lightly on the back with a straw will set off landering.
by UprTupr December 10, 2011
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Douche Lander

a. Someone speaking in the native tongue of douche.

b. Someone associated with Lander & Lander & Douche.

c. Someone fitting the description of male being used a hygienic tool or just as a tool.

Hey there's Mary and her douche lander of the week. Yeah she used like a condom and threw him away.
by jstar23 November 14, 2008
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Lander Syndrome

The phenomenon where an individual acquires allergies due to dust, smell, and other external factors causing a sudden cold and cough.
I caught the Lander Syndrome because my sheets were dirty.
by honeybeeeeeeeeee November 09, 2023
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Dr Brock Landers

A self taught anti weedpot activist. Who life's goal is eradication of weedpot
Dr Brock Landers is at another 420 rally protesting.
by DrBrockSays December 26, 2023
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