A competition involving a group of men at a bar in which each man attempts to "pick up", i.e. have sexual intercourse with, old women. The man who has sexual intercourse the oldest woman among the group is the "winner". (note: this is similar to "hogging", except it is based on age rather than weight)
Joe typically wins the weekly hagging competition by targeting lonely-looking gray-haired women at the bar.
by pdaddy82 January 16, 2006
When smoking a spliff (a marijuana/tobacco cigarette), you do not take a "hit" or take a "drag" - you take a "hag" of a spliff. The amount of time to hold in the "hag" is proportional to the marijuana to tobacco ratio. The larger the amount of weed, the longer the "hag" is held in.
by happyhitter June 2, 2011
by teeter757 January 25, 2011
When you ejaculate on your partners chest, then make it into a triangle, like that of a Phantasm Trap from the video game DeadByDaylight
by PhillyOjomo April 4, 2019
by Soshsoos March 22, 2019
Acronym representing Herpes, AIDS, Gonnorhea, Syphillis. Most commonly used in reference to dirty women, such as Ashley.
by Super Cool Kid December 28, 2004
A life force succubus male/female better known as a type of ghost that peels their skin and lays over the chest of it’s prey. According to legend in the Carolina’s, the succubus will visit you in the night time hours and return to their skin at dawn. Also know as Jacobs Hr.(the hr just before dawn breaks). The old wise tale is you can take a shaker of salts and put it by your night table when you sleep. They are also known to such the necks of their victims, eventually stealing their life force after one to many visits form them. Then when the hag comes to visit you then putting his/her torrid skinless soul all over you body, look at the top of your salts. If you see a small speck of black on top of the jar, that is the Hag! Put the black spec inside the salt container and throw it over your right shoulder. This is supposed to be one method of trapping a hag and killing it. They say the best way for catching one though is to boil them in hot oil, if you can catch one! Also put a bible by your front door. Hags can slip threw cracks in windows and doors of your home. The hag will then flip threw the pages as you watch and return to it’s skin again at Jacob’s Hr.
Margie Willis Clary is an amazing author of Spirits and Legends of the SC Sea Islands and has recorded accounts of the Hag and a story of it. She also states in her book that if you place a broom by your door the hag will count the straws of the broom before dawn.
Margie Willis Clary is an amazing author of Spirits and Legends of the SC Sea Islands and has recorded accounts of the Hag and a story of it. She also states in her book that if you place a broom by your door the hag will count the straws of the broom before dawn.
A hag, like and other ghost is a lost soul that haunts for a purpose. The hag is a creature that comes for your life force! Beware! Most infamously known as females, but that’s not truth at all. Male spirits are also hags themselves. So keep your salts close and watch your brooms. Leave a Good book by the table for when that hag comes for you.
A shady friend is also a form of hag! They come for a part of your life they wish was theirs and will stop at nothing to take that part of you for them selves at no matter what the cost.
You sir/ma’am are a hag!
Too many visits from that hag and she’ll suck the life right out of you man!
Too many visits from that hag and he’ll peel his skin to bleed all over you is that what you want?
A hag will be a hag and only come for your life and what you cherish the most.
A Hag is torrid!
A Hag is wanting!
A Hag will never show you their true skin!
What I should do is paint my “windows” i.e. PC, lap top, Desktop, haint (indigo) blue for you. The next time you try and enter my cracks it will destroy you!
A shady friend is also a form of hag! They come for a part of your life they wish was theirs and will stop at nothing to take that part of you for them selves at no matter what the cost.
You sir/ma’am are a hag!
Too many visits from that hag and she’ll suck the life right out of you man!
Too many visits from that hag and he’ll peel his skin to bleed all over you is that what you want?
A hag will be a hag and only come for your life and what you cherish the most.
A Hag is torrid!
A Hag is wanting!
A Hag will never show you their true skin!
What I should do is paint my “windows” i.e. PC, lap top, Desktop, haint (indigo) blue for you. The next time you try and enter my cracks it will destroy you!
by StopUsinMyName2postStalkerHAG! July 15, 2010