gona-herpa-tita-warts

noun: when a person has every known STD, at one time. it's pretty much the most disturbing thing that could ever be found in a persons pants.

I took this uber hot chick home for a whole lotta love, and it turns out she had a nasty case of gona-herpa-tita-warts! I still fucked her though, cuz I was too horny.

by the storm drains May 7, 2008

Titan Uranus

A Hong Kong ship owned by a Singaporean shipping company. Aside from its old age and international voyages, it is very well known because of its unique name, which has the exact same pronunciation as "Tighten Your Anus".

Harry Bush: Hey Dick, there is a Hong Kong ship coming into our port.
Dick Hertz: Oh yeah? What's the name?
Harry: Titan Uranus.
Dick: Up yours!!

by HeywoodJablomy January 11, 2008

TITAAITK

Short for 'Then I took an arrow in the knee.' Ya know, that joke that's on every other internet video?

"I used to ask questions on Yahoo, TITAAITK."

"I used to write definitions on Urban Dictionary, TITAAITK."

"I used to take arrows in the knee, TITAAITK."

by Megdatronica January 20, 2012

Team titan

The act of 5 guys synchronize swimming in an anus

Mathis performed a team titan last nite. His poor butt looked like a pot of mashed potatoes afterwards.

by Sirsmoke251 June 19, 2019

Tihani

Happiness

You're my Tihani, Tihani.

by JohnYouKnowWho December 29, 2016

Attack On Titan

The best show ever... humanity is behind walls as giants (Titans) eat/kill people. Eren Yeager and his 2 childhood friends, Mikasa Ackerman and Armin Arlert, go to kill them to save humanity.

Attack on Titan is the best anime ever

by Otaku_for_life March 11, 2018

Tita

If you're not a pervert, then you were looking for the Hawaiian term for strong independent woman.
If You're a pervert, you tried to type in tits on google and you accidentally typed in tita because your normal typing hand is on your penis, ready to masturbate.

Oh yea, some tita will get me nice and hard. Oh wait thats not right.

by Average internet knowledge guy January 7, 2015