dank timeline

The best of the happenings.

"Hey Barack, why don't you bring in $65K worth of Hot Dogs?? It'll go great with this walnut sauce! Dank timeline, here we cum..."

by Peter Plopper January 18, 2017

Dating Timeline

what you use in your head to figure out when you and your bf/gf will hit each base.

according to my dating timeline, i'll probably f**k him in a month or two.

by elliebellie2323 August 19, 2011

timeless fuck

fucking that is so good that you lose track of time.
It could have been 10 minutes or 1 hour.
you don't know.

fucking her was so good it was a timeless fuck.

by Deep Blue 2012 August 12, 2009

timelessnessness

A word to describe the ultimate timelessness of the perfume "Deliciousness" by CobraKlein (Available at JC Penny's)

Uncover something; something delicious. Something elegant, something sexual, something unbroken...Something unpredictable... A fragrance that isn't worn, it is beckoned.

Drift away on a cloud of bubbles... experience timelessnessness (Deliciousness),

by His Guy Friday May 19, 2010

Timelined

Having your Facebook account converted over to the new and "improved" facebook timeline feature. This can be either be intentional by the user or a complete screw job from Facebook. This can have the unintended consequence of leaving you Feature Fucked by making pictures of you drunk in college readily accessible on your front page.

Wow, I just timelined myself and all my stuff is in one place! AWESOME!

I just logged into Facebook and they timelined me! NO!!!!!!!

I'd like to use that new social reader app but I don't want to get timelined. I like my old Facebook page.

by FreeColdBeer October 23, 2012

Timeless Era

A fashion and music movement created by Devin Millar in 2018, that was the birth of the Dirty Cute trend.

Welcome to the Timeless era. The era where you can be anything you want.

by JOHNCARESS4 August 10, 2018

Timelesst

*cough* The one guy that wolfito loves *cough*

Wolfito loves Timelesst.

by Kuba yes December 16, 2019