Telepathy

Telepathy (mind-to-mind-communication) can happen to anyone. Often it happens when we fall in love or between people who have a very close bond such as between a mother and her baby. This telepathic bonding may have a survival function associated with falling in love. Once a strong telepathic bonding is established the information communicated between the people increases beyond the feeling level to include shared imagery and thoughts.

It can happen between lovers, friends, family or even with a pet. Telepathy is a mind to mind communication that has been with us before language was invented. Even today the aborigines of Australia still use this Stone Age skill to communicate with each other over great distances.

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd November 7, 2019

telepathic shuffle

The slightly unnerving event of the shuffle feature on an MP3 player or other media player somehow choosing a song particularly appropriate(or, in the case of a sarcastic telepathic shuffle, spectacularly innappropriate) piece of music.

Just as his friend pwned him, Dave's computer did a telepathic shuffle and rickrolled him by playing Never Gonna Give You Up.

by Ch'mera April 28, 2008

telepathetic

Having no telepathic abilities whatsoever, and therefore, suffering from inadequacy syndrome.

As much as Sarah tried to guess what other people were thinking, she couldn't, because she was telepathetic.

by Sarah December 3, 2003

telepathetic

To be such a loser that others can sense it just from your brainwaves

I'm getting telepathetic vibrations from that video game playing virgin!

by RedWaiter October 30, 2007

Toilepathy

A form of telepathy. When two males become such good friends that they subconciously know when one another needs to shit and both arrive at the bathroom together as shitting buddies.

I swear Tom and John have Toilepathy, for the third time this week i walked into the bathroom to find them shitting together.

by Muzik09 May 11, 2009

telepathetic

Someone who has either no phone or a sucky phone, who isn't caught up with technology.

Stacey and Kham were so telepathetic, they didn't even have a phone~

by SpongebobLovesHerPatrick<3 November 24, 2011

Text Telepathy

Text telepathy is used when you receive a text message that is full of typo's or doesn't make sense. The receiver can usually figure out what the sender meant. Usually mistakes are made when texting because the keypad is too small, auto-fill kicks in, or simply because one's fingers are too big.

girl 1: I got this text message from Charlie which didn't make any sense. He told me to meet him at the molies.

girl 2: Well how did you figure out what he was trying to say?

girl 1: I used my text telepathy and figured he meant to meet him at the movies.

by FASH1976 April 15, 2010