Tiger Woods

Famous golf player who doesn't necessarily need his set of golf clubs to hit a few holes.

A golf player who often gets wood.
"Tiger Woods has been hitting so many holes-in-one off the tee, that his golf earnings will barely cover the alimony he'll have to pay!"
by DizizEgyptiancottonmothafok March 06, 2010
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a highball cocktail. Hennessy mixed with ginger ale. Clearly, heavier on the hennessy than the ginger ale. Served on the rocks in a collins glass or a tall tumbler.
Bartender: DAMN, you look beat up.

Rick: Yeah, my wife... Gimme a Tiger Woods.

Bartender: That has Hennessy. That's top shelf. It will be expensive.

Rick: No big deal, broLALA - I got the KOBE special at ZALES. I got money left overzzzz
by MACK 10 THE KNIFE December 20, 2009
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the flat out man. best athlete we have possible ever seen. tiger continues to break records year after year (many of them his own). arguably the best golfer ever. currently has 12 major victories, 6 shy of Jack Nicklaus's 18 which is the most all time. leaps and bounds beyond his competition. he has 53 tounament wins on the pga tour at age 30. and oh sorry that he doesn't smile more on the course, he's actually in whats called the zone, and has a quite possibly the highest concentration level of any human being. in 2000, 2001 he won all four majors in a row, a feat only comparable to the great Bobby Jones grand slam. since it wasn't in a calender year its not considered a grand slam by some. The Tiger slam is what it has been called. Tiger said "hey i have all four trophies on my mantle at home"
There is always someone better at golf than you unless your name is Tiger Woods.
by butter2 September 05, 2006
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While endeavoring in the act of anal intercourse, right before ejaculation pull out and proceed to insert the handle of a golf club into her anus. Then you bust your nut on her ass cheeks while screaming "FORE!"
Dude I gave your sister a Tiger Woods last night, and you might want to buy a new putter.
by schlogden February 19, 2008
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Tiger's got Wood!

1) An expression that could be used right after someone hears that yet another woman has come forward to reveal that she has had sexual relations with the most well-paid athlete in the world.

2) Name of a porn film slated for release in February 2010.
Dude 1: "Did you hear that another woman today said that she had sex with Tiger Woods?"

Dude 2: "Tiger's got Wood!"

Dude 1: "Yeah, I can't wait to see that one when it comes out on DVD."
by maxfaxdude December 29, 2009
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Hey bartender Give me that Tiger Woods Drank
by Mason City December 21, 2009
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A mixture of 50% tea and 50% kool-aid. Similar to an Arnold Palmer.
by J. Crimeny July 31, 2008
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