Muddy throbber

When a guy is comfortably reclining (on a bed, in a chaise lounge, or any other suitable seating device) with a raging throbber, and his lady-friend walks into the room, coyly strolls up to him and his veiny bastard, and acts as if she's about to sit on his dick, fulfilling his wildest sexual fantasies. HOWEVER, instead of gently lowering herself upon him, she takes a gigantic, steaming shit on his member, and triumphantly walks out. Thus, the man is left with blue balls covered in a pile of steaming, brown mess, and the woman emerges victorious.

Samantha saw her boyfriend make out with another girl at the bar, so when she and her boyfriend got home, she gave him a muddy throbber.

by manipulativebastard69 December 31, 2013

Throbbing Tiger

When you talk your ex into a pity fuck after breaking up with her then put Ben-Gay on your condom and proceed to go balls deep. Upon finishing you depart immediately leaving her tiger throbbing.

When I found out my girl hooked up with Greg I proceeded to break up with her but not without convincing her into a pity fuck. Without her knowing it I gave her the Throbbing Tiger.

by buthcer August 6, 2009

throbbing manroot

a large, if not colossal, penis that always pleasures women, or men, while grounding itself deep inside.

His throbbing manroot tore me the f**k up.

by Eblis Anbu Cain January 19, 2010

Throbsicle

A cock, that needs to be licked and sucked, like a popsicle. Sometimes AKA a Cocksicle.

Wife: "I could use a snack."

Husband: "I have the perfect thing for you"

Wife: "What's that?"

Husband: "My Throbsicle"

by Freezod November 13, 2011

Throbsticle

A name for a popular celebrety, 'throbbing' in the news, because of their popularity.
First used by Chris (Simpsons artist).

"today is a wonderful day to be alive because television throbsticle russell brand has finally saved planet earth..."

by KorrinKale November 12, 2014

Ceiling-Fan Throbber

When a man puts his erect penis into a running ceiling fan, making a "Pud pud pud pud" sound.

Man my cock hurts after that ceiling-fan throbber!

by Blegh the big Dicker January 15, 2016

Throbbed

A massive erection obtained while taking a boner pill such as Viagara, Cialis, or any other erection enhancer.

I popped a boner pill last night and was throbbed out of control for like 36 hours.

by Rusticulis January 10, 2013