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Threesome Week

October 12th marks the beginning of threesome week, a time when couples invite a different person to join them each night for a threesome.
Me and my husband are doing Threesome Week, would you like to join us for some adult fun?
by ExploreYourInnerDesires September 20, 2023
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Queen's Threesome

A form of group sex that specifically consists of 1 woman and 2 men. The men involved may be hetero or bisexual and may or may not interact sexually with each other. Either way, the focus of attention is generally on the woman. This should absolutely NEVER be confused or considered synonymous with a "train" or a "gang bang." A queen's threesome includes precisely 3 consenting adults who are all present and involved throughout the encounter.

Note: A queen's threesome will provide a splendid opportunity for the participants to perform the traditional "Eiffel Tower". This is highly recommended, encouraged and considered by some to be mandatory to consummate the experience as official, successful and (especially among hetero men who might have some degree of homophobia) "non-gay".

See: Peter, Paul and Mary, MFM,MMF, group sex, King's threesome}

See also: train, gang bang, orgy

Alternate spellings: Queen's 3some, Queen's 3-some
Josh: Hey, Karl. Wait 'til you meet this cutie I've been seeing. She's hot AF, super chill and I think she might be a little bit freaky.

Karl: A little freaky, huh? You think she might be game for a queen's threesome?
by FinelyThreaded July 4, 2019
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threesome

When a group of three people join together for sexual pleasure.
My best friend asked me to join she and her husband for a threesome.
by Belinda November 5, 2004
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Angel's Threesome

A sexual experience that involves two women and one man, or a ratio of 2:1, female to male.
Even though Erin urged him to talk, David refused to tell his wife that his greatest sex fantasy was an Angel's Threesome.
by Daniel, Brian, and Will December 31, 2007
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devils threesome

a threesome with 2 guys and one girl, usually double teaming at the same time
hey tyler let’s go have a devils threesome with becky over there
by flybirdsflysb52 June 15, 2018
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Kingman Threesome

A sexual encounter, resulting from inducing high quantities of crystal-meth, between a resident of Kingman, Arizona, a tumbleweed, and a cactus.
During a visit to Arizona, my friend participated in a "Kingman Threesome" and is still pulling cactus thorns from his ass.

That night with your Mom was one cactus short of a Kingman Threesome.
by Mtn Goat October 3, 2006
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Amish Threesome

Sex between a man, a woman and a sheep. Amish women are known to have so many children that their vaginas get stretched out so much they can no longer provide their husbands with satisfying intercourse. Amish men do not like to have sex with other women outside of their marriage so in 1879 Zebidiah Grimes discovered that a sheeps vagina is very similar to a woman's vagina. In the spirit of still keeping his wife satisfied, he brought the sheep into the bedroom and poured honey onto her pussy and while having sex with the sheep, the sheep would eat out his wife. This " Amish Threesome" has saved thousands of marriages over the years. It is recommended that the woman completely shave their crotch since sheep sometimes nibble at the hair thinking it is oats.
My wife's pussy is so loose that I bought a sheep and some honey and I am going to have an "Amish Threesome" tonight!!!
by The Edge (BWW) June 21, 2014
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