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shoot the one

Something you say when your about to fight someone. Or when you want to fight someone.
Hey, me and Brittany gonna "shoot the one". She keep talking.
by Nyc_qween.ve May 23, 2014
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i am not the one

A way of saying "don't f*&%$ with me" if someone is trying to start shit with you in any way shape or form or I will retaliate.
Vonshay was tryin' to be up in my shit, and I'm like, bitch I am NOT the one.
by Ekeoutmyisis July 30, 2016
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theoneoddlygamer

That one Femboy Twink on discord, His username is oddsoodd. He's made a carrd profile too. theoneoddlygamer.carrd.co
A: "Hey did you see theoneoddlygamer today?"
B: "Yeah he was chatting a lot."
by LiamIsMyBoyFriend August 24, 2023
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Matt's taking his time, what's he doing in there, twanging the one stringed bass?
by Mattaus Muller November 12, 2011
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The 'crack sweat' theorem

Theory identifying the cause of a consistent, vague odour of fecal matter i.e. absolute shit, in some.
The theory states: initially, said person, has failed to properly wipe their crack fully, thus leaving remnants of shit (dingleberries). With strenuous activity and/ or heat, sweat develops within the ass crack. This sweat mixes with the now encrusted and dried fecal matter, bringing it back to life, creating a noxious fume- comparable to shitting your pants.

Proposed in 2006.
Turdpreet: 'Yo, geeza, I swear i can smell shit ya' know; like full on shit!'

Shitinderpal: 'Yeh geez, me too. I smell it all the time in this lesson, it's probably (insert name here), 'cus he's so fat- he properly can't wipe his arse properly!'

Turdepreet: 'Oh yeah, that's a good point, that ties in nicely with the 'crack sweat' theorem (2006). That explains it!'

Shitinderpal: 'Oi (insert name here) you fat twat, go wipe your bumhole son, you need some bleach in there, smells like hardcore shit!'
by Anonymous Bosch June 13, 2012
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Game Of Throned

To watch many episodes of Game of Thrones, following/investing in a noble character's rise to a climactic moment in the storyline, only to see their fate completely ruined within 30 seconds by a sudden, random and unforseen turn of events.
"Wow, for the 6th time now, I was totally Game of Throned by that character I love being killed unexpectedly, in the most shocking way possible, just as he/she was about to do something great…"
by valenti June 2, 2014
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Throner

An erection developing from a scene of Game of Thrones. Either from a sex scene, or sheer awesomeness.
When those two girls ended up naked on the show last night, I got a raging Throner.
by BigRiles August 4, 2011
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