carbon tumor

Diamond ring, as worm by a woman to announce to the world that some other dude (not you) is snacking on her goodies... look elsewhere, this one's infected

So I spy this mad hottie at the bat the other night. I'm just about to drop some game when I notice she's got a carbon tumor. I've got no playbook for married chicks!

by somegeyeinCLE November 9, 2010

Party Tumor

Someone who sucks the fun out of any party or social gathering. Even their presence is enough to kill the vibe of any party.

Ah man, who invited this creep? What a Party Tumor. This party is ruined.

by TheFiend138 June 2, 2016

Wisconsin Tumor

A Wisconsin Tumor refers to the infamous "beer gut" that so many men proudly sport. The term references Wisconsin in particular most likely because of the amount of beer consumption and cheese eating that takes place there. Although many males in Wisconsin have the mysterious body shape, this can be seen on men all over the world.

Would you look at that guy over there?! He's balancing his drink on his Wisconsin Tumor!

by Mkeah August 20, 2012

pizza tumor

1. A big bubble in the dough, usually found on the crust of a pizza. Often times, this bubble comes out burnt and ruins the appearance and flavor of your pizza.
2. Also a slang term used for an "underground" pimple that can become quite large in diameter and cause redness, similar in appearance to an actual pizza tumor.

1. "Man, this was the best pizza ever! I just wish my slice didn't have that pizza tumor on the crust."
2. John was known all over campus for his terrible acne and disgusting pizza tumors.

by -Wig. October 30, 2007

Brain Tumor

What you get when you watch Jake Paul

I have a Brain Tumor

You watched too much Jake Paul

by Optical_Marz August 7, 2020

Tumor Tube

Term can be used to sarcasticly nickname a cigarette. Came about on the basis that cigarettes can cause tumors and a cigarette is shaped in a tube-like fashion.

Infamously invented by the late great Brian Adams.

Can be used by one friend to another in a fitting circumstance to degrade the usage of a cigarette

ie. Yo Son, is ya'll on some wack shit, goin out in this fucking rain just to smoke a god dam Tumor Tube. Ya'll ain't even ballin 10 deep, never mind 12.

by James 2 True Smith May 18, 2008

love tumor

A tumor that everyone thoroughly loves to get. It is usually made up of 3 loads of hot cum and a couple of turds. Sometimes they are coated with a thin layer of piss.

I hope I get a love tumor in my asshole today...I need the feel of hot cum all up in my booty-hole!

by El Poopstersaurus January 4, 2019