Hydration Technician

A fancy name for someone who fills water bottles for sports teams. They are usually creepy middle-aged to older men who have no ambitions to fulfill, so they fulfill bottles instead.

Our team recently acquired a hydration technician to fill our water bottles up.

by Anthony Frayn May 1, 2010

I.T technician

a big gay arse who stops you from looking at porn and playing games on computers in school. The reason why school is boring

'i wish i could go to that naked games site'
'tough luck the I.T technician has blocked it'

by andy L December 8, 2003

ceramic technician

A higher class name, given to those f the occupation of a dishpig, to be used on high class forms . . .

occupation: ceramic technician

by Anonmanomous June 10, 2007

Masturbation Technician

Someone whose job it is to jerk people off for medical reasons

When I grow up I want to be a masturbation technician

by Bigdickpreston September 20, 2016

Pleasure Technician

The 21st century & politically correct term for Prostitute or whore.

The Pleasure Technicians are still sellling their bodies for Sex........

by Seth Mythrax November 2, 2015

Scare Technician

A person speciallzing in scareing people at haunted house parks.

Angel Amaro Is a very good Scare Technichan

by Angel January 31, 2004

Underwater Ceramic Technician

A fancy name for someone who washes dishes. (Dish pig)

What do you do for work? I'm a doctor"......"Ummm...".....*embarassed* ... "I'm an Underwater Ceramic Technician"...."Wow that sounds impressive!"...."yes..yes it is.

by A Dish Monkey October 16, 2010