sex in the stacks

sex in the library between stacks of books.

Chris and Kelley were looking for something kinky, so they decided to have sex in the stacks.

by bsmaster December 28, 2008

dynamite in the sack

Someone who is very passionate and talented at making love.

I.e. as vehement and fiery as dynamite put into a sack, which is the 'bed' in the navy jargon.

That lady, despite her old age, was dynamite in the sack.

by Frank Camagni October 11, 2015

hop off the sack

When someone just can't leave someone else alone, usually in a very annoying way.

J: Dude, he called me like 5 times yesterday asking about you. I think he really loves you.

E: WTF it's been a month already, just tell him to hop off the sack!

by Paco da Bidness January 22, 2011

take him to the stacks

A term implying sexual actions are desired between an employee and a non-employee, usally a patron, in a public library.

Primarily used among femals, although it is not limited to them, as a sort of code term when a coworker, boss, or patron is in listening range.

My coworkers and i made this up when an average looking guy came to check out some books and we didnt want our uptight boss to know we were tailking about fucking him in the dark and dusty stacks of books that no one even knows exists.

ME: That blonde guy was in, AGAIN.
COWORKER: I dont know which one. Is he hot?
ME: Well, I'D take him to the stacks.

by woodland-nymph faerie May 18, 2006

Smack the Sack

To masturbate at such a high speed that your hand smacks your scrotum and makes a wet smacking noise.

Yea, I used to smack the sack, but then it got to loud and my parents heard.

by The Guy1 412435235235 January 10, 2009

Penis in the Sack

It's an adjective for something that's bad. It could be easily subbed in a sentence for bad or shit, but it's a much cooler way of saying it.

Andy: " Yo Josh, how did your exams go?
Josh: " They went really bad, not gonna lie"
Andy: " Shit bro, that's pretty penis in the sack"

Nic: "weather is a bit penis in the sack today"

by penile_eshay August 11, 2022

hit the sack

Means to go to bed, though can be mistaken for masturbation.

Dude: Gonna hit the sack guys, catch you tomorrow.
Girl: Masterbate? sicko...
Dude: I mean go to bed, biatch.

by mc21212 January 20, 2007