sloth

One who loves small boys, especially those at the age of 12.

"Man that sloth sure spends a lot of time volunteering at the daycare."

by Luke January 4, 2005

slothful

the state of pissing in an empty soda or beer bottle and pouring it down the dorm sink

Bob was pretty slothful during the party last night.

by pwnfuckmissile September 30, 2007

sloth

The coolest character in The Goonies! Sloth is slightly deformed but very loving. His best friend is Chunk (Lawrence) and he enjoys Baby Ruths alot. He is very strong and he quotes the semi-famous line "HEY YOU GUUUYYYYYYYSSSS!"

sloth is awesome, i wish i could wiggle my ears like slot

by GCKA December 6, 2003

Sloth

The second funnest of the 7 deadly sins, after lust.

I had been lusting all day, so I decided to kick back and work on sloth.

by Meh March 10, 2004

Sloth

When something or someone is just soo slow, that they can't function in modern day society.

1. And if you'll look to your left you'll see, sloth, on its natural migration pattern which occurs every 3-5 weeks, to the local super america, where he gets his monthly fix of peecheos and vitiman energy.

both are a little nasty and packed with sugar, which is the perfect thing to boost sloths energy

2. Ahhh, sloth

by Carterjonesy June 3, 2008

Slothing

to throw your body onto another yelling,"SLOTH!!!" and dragging them to the ground by their neck.

i tried slothing this kid today and it worked.

by seavdaddy September 22, 2010

sloth

The most majestic creature that has ever been imagined by god. It can run faster than a black guy with a TV, sleep longer than an ogre, and can blaze it harder than those stoners you know down the street. The sloth was made by god to spell out destruction and tyranny. If you happen to come across this majestic figure, hold onto your Dank and back away slowly, it has been known to take out some of America's greatest Military operators, these creatures should not be messes with, because they have the speed and power of a black man. Once you have backed away a good 420 feet and 69 inches, hope that this ogretastic creature is satisfied with your skrubiness and maybe spare you. If you have seen a sloth in person, you have been very lucky the sloth decided not to take your life.

I love to beat my sloth with a baseball bat

by MushroomToast April 21, 2016