The postman

Michael Ebrahim

If you’re stuck in a situation, call the postman.

by Kingjoel October 23, 2022

Postmans genetic slop

Postmans genetic slop

I was sat at the 9 Brachdy Road Cardiff CF3 3BG pub when the postman came in and I offered my arsehole up for his Postmans genetic slop

by Merty_bernister_9brachdyroad January 25, 2020

Postman Pat drift

A person who drives sideways and blast the postman Pat theme song whilst drifting

Fuckin idiot doing the postman Pat drift!

by ScroogeMcDuckyDuckFuck December 2, 2025

Postman

A young visionary that chases the dream with his eyes open not while he's sleeping

His level of genius is the meanest because he's Postman

by Whoispostman May 31, 2019

The Postman Rings Twice

The Postman Rings Twice

The Postman Rings Twice

by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 7, 2025

postman patting

When you’ve been lying or sitting down after sorting some donkey dust, and you then you get up and find yourself bowling about trying to walk/balance with your feet apart & your arms out at your sides feeling like actual postman pat, wondering why the floor feels wonky suddenly

“I was postman patting about in the bedroom after sorting that donkey dust when I got up to go to the toilet “

by Krazybuthot September 11, 2020