It’s Me Hi Im The Problem It’s Me

Being The Problem

“It’s Me Hi Im The Problem It’s Me Is Literary Ms.Jobe”

by Thegrantwhoishonest February 27, 2023

the harder you go, the louder it gets

haha funny piano joke

"how is a piano used?" "well, the harder you go, the louder it gets"

by skelidaddy April 28, 2022

Why do they call it the Xbox 360?

Because when you see it, you'll turn 360 degrees and walk away.

OP: Why do they call it the Xbox 360?
Because when you see it, you'll turn 360 degrees and walk away.

Faggot: 360 degrees is a full circle retard.

by I think halo is a pretty cool. January 2, 2012

Giving it the Axl Rose

When an individuals ego suddenly becomes greater than everything and everyone around them. Oblivious to the fact that nothing has really changed apart from their perception of the world and their place in it.

- Did you see Jared pissing on Mr Purvis' car today?
- Yeah he's been giving it the axl rose since he aced his trig test! He'll probably get expelled for this shit!

by czzyfzzy December 14, 2009

twistin the bop it

masturbating, floppin the baloney, or jerkin the stick

Ryan F. was at home twistin the bop it

by Abraham Deutch September 18, 2006

give it the gutmann

To use the infamous Gutmann method for cleaning a hard drive. The Gutmann method is known as the most intense and secure way to delete data. It is based on the suggestions of Peter Gutmann in the paper titled: "Secure Deletion of Data from Magnetic and Solid-State Memory."

"Yo man, I got so much porn on my laptop. I need to clean this thing out so my old lady doesn't find it."

"You better give it the Gutmann."

by pete2345 December 17, 2008

Give It The Ol' College Try

A demonstration of intent to half-ass a given project, and an indication that the project might come to fruition, but more likely won't.

Synonym for the Arabic phrase "Insha'Allah"

Bill: Are you going to have those TPS reports done by Friday?
Fred: I'll give it the ol' college try!

by SGT Dude October 17, 2008