Hot Pocket

A white guy who wears a red hat all the time who is an asshole.

Aleks: Jordan is such a Hot Pocket.
James: Yup.

by Aleksandr Marchant Vitalyevich February 17, 2014

Hot Pockets

The term used to identify individuals with any one of a number of venereal diseases.

Marcy went to the clinic, and before she even saw the doctor, everyone knew she had hot pockets.

by The Naked Klown May 25, 2008

hot pocket

the act of shitting in your hand and proceeding to masterbate with the stated hand.

Ethan gave himself a hot pocket then cried himself to sleep

by c-town July 5, 2004

Hot Pocket

When you put taco bell mild/hot sauce on your dick and fuck a girl. Her vag turns into a hot pocket.

Guy: "Surprise, bitch! Hot pocket!"

Girl: "FIRE IN MY VAG"

by Fratty Brah October 14, 2013

Hot pocket

When a girl eat a cum sock

I gave that bih a hot pocket

by Lilbeepll June 8, 2021

Hot Pocket

When someone passes out at a party and you place an open Taco Bell Diablo Sauce packet in their armpit.

Dude passed out and got hot pockets.

by Sleevesrolledup April 29, 2021

Hot Pocketing

This is where, during sexual intercourse, the male participant would put his penis (or "hot pocket") into any orifice his partner may possess (in this case, this is known as the "microwave"). At this point, he and his partner would remain as still as possible in this position, with his hot pocket in his/her microwave, until his hot pocket would soften, fully thawed by the microwave. After this, both participants would be expected to go to sleep and/or weep silently.

Person 1: I walked in on my dad and my mom hot pocketing last night.
Person 2: Damn, how was it?
Person 1: Awesome, I wanna try it on my dog.

by MadCow789 April 5, 2015