Hide The Popsicle

a great way to say "to have sex"

you can see that she wants to play hide the popsicle, and she is in luck cause i have a popsicle

by the_popsicle_man April 4, 2009

Hide the Crazy

The line in Miranda Lambert's new song: Mama's Broken Heart. It means to avoid looking like an ass when all you really want to do is blast someone for being such an loser. Holding back anger. Caution: only show the crazy to one who loves you unconditionally.

I think I'm going to have to Hide The Crazy after that debacle! It's just not worth my time.

by wasteoftimehidethecrazy May 16, 2013

hide the dinosaur

As a male-to-female pre-op Transgender person, to conceal your penis while in a situation in which it would normally be visible, ie: in a swimsuit.

Before her operation, do you think Caitlyn Jenner had to hide the dinosaur?

by CapnNigel September 23, 2015

Hide The Salami

A game in which one individual takes a male sex organ or multiple sex organs and makes them disappear into any opening on their body.

1. "Dude i swear those two kids probably go to each others houses and play hide the salami".
2. "I am never going to that summer camp again, The camp counselor wanted to play hide the salami with me when we had circle time".

by AllThatRemains22 June 13, 2009

hide the salami

fucking your girl so that your entire dick is engulfed in her cooch

I played hide the salami with Jane last night! She's a freak!

by Da Nastee One June 10, 2003

hide the hamster

1. Anal sex

2. Practice among gay men where a live (presumably live)
hamster is inserted by one man into the anus of another man, using some sort of tube to expand the opening of the rectum in order for the hamster to fit. Gerbils may be used as a substitute.

1. Wanna come over and play hide the hamster?

2. During a game of hide the hamster, Bob has his colon
chewed out by the critter.

by Way More Awesomer March 10, 2008

hide the corn

When you have to hide your big floppy dildo from your kids

Babe hide the corn the kids are around

by MsMiraya February 10, 2018