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The Gru Card

This is a meme-type joke, and the creator of this post is not sure if it is real, and physical, but in the meme world, it is one of the recent memes. It has many variations, ranging from making people infinitely gay, to making Pokemon bored. The character that is both a picture on most of these "Cards" and the namesake would be Gru, a character from the movie Despicable Me. Now, onto what the card actually does. The most common thing it does is reflect all No u's and make all players gay. As I have said before, there are multiple variations of it, but I cannot name them all.
Dude 1: Ur mom is gay
Dude 2: No u.

Dude 1: No u.
Dude 2: No u.
Dude 1: NO U!
Dude 2: I play the Gru card!
Dude 1:Noooo!
Dude 3: What are you guys doing?
Dude 2: *Whispers*
Dude 3: WHY AM I GAY?!
Dude 1 and 2 together: That's how it works.
by ISoundTooSophisticatedButImNot February 20, 2019
mugGet the The Gru Cardmug.

Grus

A close synonym to gross (as in sick). Something is considered "grus" when you have the urge to want it in your possession or consume it. Often referred to food or clothing.
This Chick Fil'A we got is about to be grus.

Check out this grus sweatshirt I just bought.
by chocolate1234567654321 February 24, 2022
mugGet the Grusmug.

Gru

Gru your a fairy princess
by The simpo May 21, 2021
mugGet the Grumug.

Grippy Gru

A word to describe someone who is known to grip the meat.
"Yea dude, that asian chick is a real Grippy Gru"
by Dinkies Stinky Shart July 21, 2022
mugGet the Grippy Grumug.

Felonious Gru

A Tall Man from Despectable Me
Felonious Gru means He is dead
by ISTHISAMOGUSAMOGUS February 2, 2024
mugGet the Felonious Grumug.

gru is rising

It is a sentence uttered by Kevin the minion during the climax in minions the rise of gru explaining gru the main character rising into the heavens after licking bull nipples but now it is commonplace to use the phrase as a feeling of extreme happiness and excitement
The gru is rising” bill said after sinking a scrumptious three from the corner
by Ottoman Empire enjoyer August 2, 2022
mugGet the gru is risingmug.

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