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I couldn't figure out why the pig kept looking at me, but then I saw a garden staring at me like "remember me from the pen?"

by Dirk Diggler October 25, 2003

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Garden Gobbler

A vegetarian.

We could to go the steak-house, but you know Jim...He's a (Garden Gobbler)

by MbØt~Mk.II® June 8, 2015

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Vagina Garden

Pubic Hair in the vaginal area.

She had her Vagina Garden trimmed into a landing strip.

by Chas501 May 3, 2007

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A small waterfront neighborhood located in Pompano Beach, Fl. It is inhabited by GI members, who often enjoy gettin them "thursday seshes". Kids here like to refer to themselves as the GIP, or Garden Isles Posse. They enjoy gettin lifted and fucking shit up around the hood. Looking forward to "Tiki Seshes", inhabitants usually cop large amounts of ganja and other mind altering drugs.

GI usually has the dankest crip in town...

GI has and always will be better than LP.

John-"Them Garden Isles boys be gettin zo0oted"

Bill- "YALREADY KNOW"

by giniggas May 8, 2011

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Garden Jobs

A job which many strive for but few achieve success in. It is called a "Garden Job" because if you are attempting to succeed at this career, you should probably plant a garden to make sure you don't starve. A few examples of "Garden Jobs" would be an artist, a famous actor, a YouTuber, etc. Often many young people have convinced themselves that, despite the odds, they will succeed at these Garden Jobs, only to have their dreams crushed.

Me: Man, Dave needs to get his head out of the clouds. He thinks he'll become a millionaire on YouTube.

Friend: Ikr, he needs to get realistic and stop dreaming about all of these Garden Jobs.

by Wynaut_Porque July 25, 2018

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