The Wire

Adj. To describe a state of unease that you would feel if your life was like the hit TV show The Wire

Noun. An unpleasant situation that could possibly derive from The Wire.

JD: This place scares me, its like The Wire over here.

Bob: You better shut up or your life is gonna be The Wire.

by Ampere Jets April 14, 2010

On the wire

A phrase to describe a programmer who is deep in concentration.

Jim is at his desk but he is on the wire.

by Develup March 1, 2011

jiggle the wires

to masturbate

when Owen is lonely, he jiggles the wires. Joe doesn't even wait untill he's alone.

by Dave Evans July 28, 2003

watching the wire

1) the act of viewing the suberb hbo show the wire

2) a euphemism for self pleasure without wanting to say the words "masturbating like peter on the dole".

Lorcan: well i'm going on a big session of watching the wire so let me know if it needs to be disturbed
*fap fap fap*

by Elburno March 2, 2008

the wierd kid

The one wierd kid in class
Joe shmo:hey wierd kid
wierd kid: *eating boogers*
joe: gross

the wierd kid just peed on the floorf

by Define My Ass 00 August 27, 2022

cutting the wire

To finish something close to it's deadline

Bryant was cutting the wire on his final project, he wasn't sure he was going to finish in time.

by aaronstone59847 May 28, 2018

Hitting The Wire

A Respectful way to refer to masturbation or self pleasurer.

Kay should really get a girlfriend, he's been hitting the wire the whole summer.

by Dollar$$ June 8, 2022