That little but of wet shit that sneaks out the ass crack when one is attemptly to briskly waddle to the shitter to let loose as assplosion.
I couldn’t stop the waddle drops. Not enough pinch to hold back the juice. Had to throw my unders in the trash.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018
Get the Waddle Dropsmug. some rich person when they walk down the street in the afternoon with their dog or cat.
How do they have time to walk down the street when you have to deliver 1000 packages.
How do they have time to walk down the street when you have to deliver 1000 packages.
by Anonguyson March 19, 2023
Get the Waddle Deemug. by Kirby fan September 21, 2022
Get the Waddle wednesdaymug. The fat-filled skin pouch that hangs between the neck and chin on extremely overweight people. Somewhat resembles the flap on a turkey's neck; it sometimes flares to the same red color during periods of exercise ( like walking to the buffet...again )
by the Den of Iniquity December 27, 2006
Get the neck waddlemug. the act of running/waddling to the bathroom trying to sqeeze your cheaks so that the poo doesn't splash out.
by Schweatyballs4all January 26, 2006
Get the poo waddlemug. (usu past tense) slang v. term used to describe any time when one's roommate is having sexual intercourse in one's room and one is sitting in one's hallway leaning on one's door when suddenly the sex-ee (I.e. Random club guy) opens the door which makes one fall back just in time to see the sex-ee pulling up their pants to run out the door,
Lindsay: So I was listening to my jams in the hallway when my room mate screamed, and some guy crotch-waddled me.
Fezz: Mmm, salty...
Fezz: Mmm, salty...
by Fezzum February 26, 2011
Get the Crotch-waddlemug. The knees almost together half run, half walk that small children and menopausal women use to quickly perambulate to the bathroom.
This car had just stopped at the rest area when some lady jumped out and rushed past me all piddle waddle.
by Nebraskalad April 25, 2016
Get the Piddle Waddlemug.