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Sock puppet

(Noun)
A phone accessory that helps you take better photos, holds your phone better, and works as a stand. AKA PopSockets
I dropped my phone but the sock puppet on the back kept it from breaking
by Jezij January 5, 2019
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gimp sock puppet

The art of a gimp having a hand stuffed into his anus and being ordered to pretend it's a puppet.
As the hand was thrust into his rectum, the newly formed gimp sock puppet was ordered to act like Elmo.
by Twat pringle January 5, 2024
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chocolate sock puppet

the act in partaking in anal sex with different socks as condoms, and afterwords turning off all the lights except for a lamp and putting on a puppet show for all your friends as a trophy.
next show starts in 20 minutes!!!

Whats it about?
its about a magical land ware Mr. chocolate sock puppet gets kidnapped and taken away from his family.
by lykaboss August 2, 2011
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Vigilante Sock Puppet

A Vigilante Sock Puppet is where a man rips out his own anus, and as his intestine is hanging out of him, he is forced to use the end of it like a pocket pussy.
Seth Coker, a notorious vigilante known as the Angel of Vengeance, forced a sexual predator to perform the Vigilante Sock Puppet upon himself as retribution for his crimes against the innocent.
by Seth Coker April 22, 2023
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Sock puppet people

People who pretend to be race horse trainers who are fronting for scum bags who can’t get a licenses.
The sock puppet people are taking all the purse money from the real racehorse trainers.
by Squrl November 15, 2023
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Sock Puppeting

When you fist a petite woman up to your elbow. And flap your hand inside her as if to make a puppet talk.
Did you hear about CJ sock puppeting Lyndsey last night? Yeah I don't think there will be a second date...
by TheGrimmRipper June 12, 2020
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Sock puppet

When a dude steals your socks and sniffs your boxer shorts then deliberately gets busted because your mrs told him it turns her on when guys get busted doing weird shit after being an arsehole to her
Bro my mrs just owned that sock puppet because he got caught with my undies in a bag in his pocket and confessed to stealing them so he can sniff them everytime he gets horny because it makes him nut without touching his wang , look he even signed the confession I have a copy do you want one?
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
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