Sidewinder - After sex weather with or without a condom you wake up the next morning you aim at the toilette but pee all over the wall.
That is why it is called a sidewinder.
That is why it is called a sidewinder.
Sidewinder, you have have great sex you wake up the next morning and first thing you do you need to go to the bathroom. You are a little dazed its early, then it happens you are peeing all over the wall even though you are aiming at the toilette.
by RustlerHustler November 27, 2011
by Caboose February 11, 2004
1. In tenpin bowling, a gutter ball.
2. A person who is well-known for often sending down such gutter balls.
(Also: Sidey, Winder)
2. A person who is well-known for often sending down such gutter balls.
(Also: Sidey, Winder)
by Davo October 14, 2003
One of the greatest pitchers of the early 1900s. Born in Brownsville, Arkansas this hefty thick thighed left hander amassed over 342 wins in his career while striking out 2,231. Known for his infamous “sidewinding” technique, Mr. Joseph also saw success off the field as well taking home an astounding 14,532 women during his playing days. Learning to pitch from his father who was a horrible alcoholic and goat farmer, Joseph was able to use the beatings given by his father to strengthen his core thus giving him a competitive advantage. Dying of untreated Gonorrhea in 1932 Joseph’s legacy still lives on today throughout the deep southern lands of this great country.
Waylan: Who’s your favorite ball player Bucky?
Bucky: Sidewinder Joseph. He loves women more than ball playin’ but that’s alright.
Bucky: Sidewinder Joseph. He loves women more than ball playin’ but that’s alright.
by Leland Bruce February 5, 2023
A move used to passive-aggressively walk past a group of slow walking teenage girls. If you are stuck in a hall, and a group of girls is walking slowly in a wall formation, walk faster, and squeeze through them, making your annoyance known.
Tennage girls: *walking in a wall* Omg did you see Ashlee’s shorts yesterday? I am so litterally dead. I’m screaming
Person: *Bulgarian sidewinder*
Person: *Bulgarian sidewinder*
by ShospleColupis January 20, 2018
When you are performing the act of Doggie Style, the man "finishes" and as the women sits up, the man runs up from behind and slaps her around the face with the penis while ejaculating in her eye replicating snake's venom.
Guy 1: "So how's your girlfriends eye?"
Guy 2: "You mean after I gave her that bitchin' Australian Sidewinder!?"
Guy 2: "You mean after I gave her that bitchin' Australian Sidewinder!?"
by JerkinMcGurkin January 1, 2010
First pour hot Starbucks coffee into a womens vagina then add your favorite brand of sugar. You then precede to fuck her until you both add your own special cremes. Semen vaginal secretions. Pour into a mug and enjoy!
by The Commodores December 25, 2009