Scorpion

A show on...CBS??? that was sadly canceled
Scorpion is a cool show
by Thatgrill October 14, 2018
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Also known as a scorpion dive. A scorpion, in its colloquial usage, stands for a faceplant with very high forward momentum, sending one's legs above the head and, in worse cases, ending in a roll forward or (only on soft materials like gravel and loose dirt) sliding forward on one's chin. Causes high neck pain.
A: Hold my beer y'all, see me do a minute-long nose manual on a motorbike!

12 seconds later... *crash* *screech* *ow*

B: Did that redneck just fall from his motorcycle, land a scorpion on gravel and keep sliding for 6 seconds?
by Egg F1337 September 15, 2016
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scorpion

a name for a powerful tank off of HALO
by Dirge January 30, 2005
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Scorpion

A powerful battle tank in Halo, that's most likely the deadliest weapon in the game. It has a cannon that shoots 90mm shells that can kill any infantry and most vehicles instantly, and also has a machine gun for close range. The machine gun was used by the driver/cannon shooter in Halo CE and 2 but was shifted to a passenger in Halo 3. It's much better than the Wraith tank, as it's faster (except if the Wraith uses its boosters), the shells are much faster, accurate and slightly stronger, and it only has one weak spot (the canopy that the driver gets into) unlike the Wraith which has two obvious ones. Naturally, it owns everything, and is so tough even a Spartan Laser can't destroy it one shot. Run!
The UNSC got a battalion of M808 MBT Scorpions and pwned several Wraiths and Scarabs in Halo.
by AoA February 19, 2009
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To sit facing the toilet and take a dookie on the bottom of your feet then when this is done the person leans forward with the assistance of there hands to gain momentum and fling the hot load into the toilet over their head.
i didnt know there were so many ways to poo! Today i tried The scorpion and it was amazing!All these pooping positons just spice things up!
by Blow it out your A$$ May 07, 2011
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The scorpion is performed by two perpetrators on a victim: one perpetrator gives the victim a double titty twister from behind, causing the victim to instinctively arch his back. When this happens, the second perpetrator punches the victim in the ballsac.
Mike: Did you hear what happened to Jared?
Pete: Yeah, he got the scorpion!
by Wang Bandit July 11, 2008
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a group of females that like to poke each others pussy (with clothes on) without pleasure
girl 1 & 2: *poke* girl 3: *moan* damn, why are you scorpions always poking me??
by Black Cracka April 24, 2010
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