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Pretzel

A sexual/masturbation position in which a woman reaches down and thrusts both fists into her two key pelvic orifices, crossing her arms in a manner not visually dissimilar to that of a baked savoury snack; or pretzel, if you will.
Anya couldn't walk properly because she had spent the whole night doing it pretzel style.
by JedwardWalbriston August 6, 2012
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Pretzel

To twist someone into the shape of a pretzel while beating them up.
by Sisski August 4, 2019
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Pretzelable

The female art of being able to bend into the shape of a Pretzel in order to be pole-axed and as such being 'Pretzelable.'
Leanne is so Pretzelable i was able to pile drive her to tears last night!
by DipYourWick February 20, 2017
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pretzel

thug, gangsta, hardcore, sick, ill, cool, wicked

generally another way to say that something, someone, etc is sick, cool, awesome, etc.
Karl: We're robotripping this saturday, wanna come?

Katja: Pretzel! I'm in.
by swaggerchef May 30, 2011
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Pretzel

a bootyful floof of a smol bean, that is also my dog.
wow

its a pretzel.
by lol stop February 17, 2019
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pretzeled

drunk or wasted to the point where you are lying on the floor and people drop pretzel sticks into your open mouth. see also bombed
we got so pretzeled last night after a night of boozing
by Dome Timer November 1, 2006
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pretzel

When you finish on a girls face and toss coarse kosher salt on her. A pretzel knot occurs when the hair becomes knotted with salt and jiz.
I totally gave that girl a pretzel last night.
by Hot Carl Winslow January 12, 2008
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