Mayonnaise

The best random thing to say or scream out loud.

"MAYONNAISE!!"

by mayonnaise. September 19, 2022

mayonnaised

The opposite of rekt or shrekt. Mayonnaised is a term that is used to bring everyone together in piece and harmony.

Kid 1: HEY KiD get OveR herE!
Kid 2: Hay is for horses.
Kid 1: * tries to beat up kid 2 *
Kid 2: hey man! you need to be a little more mayonnaised!
kid 1: you're right!
Kid 2: i know lets be best ( Singular ) friend!

by NotAGenius October 16, 2014

mayonnaise

what black peple dont like

the nigger doesent like mayonnaise

by n/a February 27, 2004

mayonnaise

a condiment which everyone under 21 loves. Everybody loves it, except for a very few people, mainly people who are grossly obese, and who can't afford to get any fatter. Explains part of the reason why more kids are getting overweight.

About 95% of youth will eat and like mayonnaise, the other 5%, well, they eat miracle whip, even though miracle whip is essentially mayo based anyway.

by Phaenixdrools March 25, 2007

mayonnaise

Combination of jelly you spread on the man's cock and semen

Store clerk: Hi, what would you like on your sandwich young man?
Matt:Mayonnaise
Carl: LOL

by Matt Ski... November 23, 2007

mayonnaise

a girl who buys a gallon jug of mayo once a week

Jo: "im soooooo full"
other person: "then why are you eating?"
Jo: "because i LOVE mayo!"

by MrMayonnaise April 27, 2005

Mayonnaise

Exclamation: Mayonnaise must always have an exclamation mark after it when said properly.

I like MAYONNAISE!!! (as a car runs over your foot)

by Matt Bellamy April 20, 2004