"MAYONNAISE!!"
by mayonnaise. September 19, 2022
The opposite of rekt or shrekt. Mayonnaised is a term that is used to bring everyone together in piece and harmony.
Kid 1: HEY KiD get OveR herE!
Kid 2: Hay is for horses.
Kid 1: * tries to beat up kid 2 *
Kid 2: hey man! you need to be a little more mayonnaised!
kid 1: you're right!
Kid 2: i know lets be best ( Singular ) friend!
Kid 2: Hay is for horses.
Kid 1: * tries to beat up kid 2 *
Kid 2: hey man! you need to be a little more mayonnaised!
kid 1: you're right!
Kid 2: i know lets be best ( Singular ) friend!
by NotAGenius October 16, 2014
a condiment which everyone under 21 loves. Everybody loves it, except for a very few people, mainly people who are grossly obese, and who can't afford to get any fatter. Explains part of the reason why more kids are getting overweight.
About 95% of youth will eat and like mayonnaise, the other 5%, well, they eat miracle whip, even though miracle whip is essentially mayo based anyway.
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