Lampe

Another name for a large family. Usually Lampe families are associated with the Eastern sea board and they are typically mostly male. Lampe family girls are considered unattainable.

"Wow look at all those people over there."
"What a Lampe family reunion"

by CheesePlease September 5, 2012

Lamp

To be punched,smacked or beaten the crap outta

that johnny bananas recieved a right lampin from roger after shaggin rogers missus

by T McCann October 20, 2010

lampe

a retard, likely from inbred origin

Bob was being a lampe when he drove his car into a telephone pole

by sir rod July 8, 2010

lamp

hi is a lamp

my lamp is gay

by jkbot5 May 15, 2018

to be lamped

to be lamped is when it is your turn to host a party

you house is the lamp, therefore everybody else is a moth

"Who's house next?" "Dylan says Keagan is the next to be lamped."

by coolio16 November 5, 2018

Lamp

The thing in the corner of your room that stands there looking ugly

Random white guy: "Where the hell did you get that ugly ass lamp?"
Another white guy but emo: " my dead grandma gave it to me!"
Random white guy: "L, RATIO, BOZO, LOL, GET GOOD, SMOKING THAT GRANNY PACK"

by Ihatelamps October 20, 2022

Lamp

English slang with a similar meaning to simp. However, a lamp, instead of doing nice things to who they lamp on for attention, do things to harm that person verbally or emotionally in order to fuel their lampy (and most likely horny) attitudes towards the person they are obsessing over.

Eddy: “Have you seen Terry? He’s been lamping on Suzie for weeks now. We should probably help.”
Luke: “Yeah he’s such a lamp. We should tell him to stop.”

by Pepsi Needs IRN BRU November 30, 2020