John

I walking God, An adonis of the human race.
Irresistable to woman. Extremely muscular and chizzled.
Incredible strength and athleticism.

John - The Hottest person created

by TheGift001 April 16, 2011

John

The coolest person ever and should be awarded the medal of honor for his awesomeness. He also is great with computors and is epic at sports.

"Hey John your awesome!"
John, "I know."

by byoc January 1, 2012

Johned it

When someone takes a joke or situation way too far.

Max was telling a joke and he totally johned it!

by Johned it October 4, 2019

Johning It

Being a third wheel of epic proportions. Relates to when there is one less girl than guys, and once everyone's paired off, there's one guy left who awkwardly stands there and draws attention to his awkwardness.

"John, Amelia and Mark were all watching TV. Mark and Amelia started making out. John sat there for a few minutes feeling awkward. Then he made a big show about getting up and leaving."


Guy to friends, "dude. Marty, Chase, Gary and I left with these 3 girls, and i totally ended up johning it"

by TC lol March 4, 2009

John

John (Vb) - To mercilessly slay a conversation as though it were a foul beast plaguing the land and bombarding the people with cruel attacks on their households, when in actuality it is as a kindred spirit, incapable of harsh actions. Following this, the people in act of "committing a John" leave the carcass rotting in view of all the participants and companions of said conversation who grieve over the remains in horrified lamentation.

The conversation was flowing smoothly with many a heated debate on fascinating topics but unfortunately it didn't last, for strong was the spirit of the John amongst those of the conversation, and before long, It happened. John happened.
And no one spoke for two whole days following...

by Sorlaczek April 15, 2013

John

A guy with a great sense of humor who will tell a joke or tickle you just to make you smile. A kind and compassionate individual who enjoys helping others. He is a good listener and an excellent communicator. He will not leave you guessing or assuming what he meant or how he feels. He is one of the most honest men you would ever meet. He is a fun and exciting guy to be around. He is so charming and sexy it shines through in the subtle way he touches your hand. He is an absolute treasure of a man.

Friend: "Why are you smiling?"

Girl: "I'm smiling because I have a John in my life."

by GreenAngel February 3, 2010

John

Powerful, intellegent and very sexy. Hercules!!!

"John"

by Angel Officer February 5, 2010