Going the Jizztance

A game in which two postpubescent men position themselves parallel to each other with a yardstick between them. Each one jerks off. The winner is whoever ejaculates the farthest. The loser must lick the winning cum up.

Man, this cum has a lot of calories. I've gotta stop losing so many games of Going the Jizztance.

by GrillmasterZack February 12, 2018

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Jimmy The Jizzard

A short white boy with mistacle powers using his Jizzard wand to get fine women.

YO look its Jimmy The Jizzard

by jimmy the jizard February 9, 2021

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Related Words

The jizzler • The Jizz • The Jizz Chair • THE Jizz Goblin • The Jizz Line • The Jizz Twister • the jizz wagon • the JIZZ’s • The Jizzavel • the jizzer

biggest brippa on the jizzy stack

when you are the biggest brippa on the jizzy stack, no cap all fax no printer.

damn, i must be the biggest brippa on the jizzy stack cause your mother hunge herself AHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGG

by jizzy stackalion February 19, 2022

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The Fizzy Jizzy Drink

While receiving a blowjob, cum in the girl's mouth while pouring the soft drink "Squirt" on her head and mouth.

"Awwww yeah we stopped by the store for a can of Squirt and headed back to the house 'cause she wanted The Fizzy Jizzy Drink

by Seeyouinvegas December 29, 2009

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the peppercorn jizzhorn

During the act of fallacio when one commences to jizz in a girls mouth knowing she does not willingly swallow; and then proceeding to throw pepper in a girls face to make her sneeze-out the result of ones climax.

What's the nastiest shit you pulled with that ho?

Response: she doesn't swallow so I pulled the peppercorn jizzhorn

Donkey-punch, strawberry shortcake, cleaveland steamer, dirty sanchez,the pirate,houdini

by the zis-n-haggs May 11, 2010

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Jizzing on the cake

1.Ruining something new;spoiling someone's fun

2.Making something good look bad

Part of speech: verb

Other forms:to jizz on the cake,jizzed on the cake

Possessive: jizzing on my/her/his/their cake

Pete:"check out my sweet new ride"
John:"ehh it has some little scratch marks over here"
Pete:"ok so its used"
John" and these rims arent that nice"
Pete:"Stop jizzing on the cake!!!"

by Magicoa October 24, 2009

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