hobbit

a very mysterious creature who lacks height, b-balls skills, and has a hard time attarcting the opposite sex. A hobbit also has very hairy legs and feet. Most hobbits have anger issues which usually are dealt with by playin an extensive amount of video games. They have very large heads and small short bodies and arms. Hobbits are also characterized by there lack of friends, especially female friends because of hobbits tendencies to live by themselves or with a close homosexual lover. Most hobbits reside in certain valleys or hills

james is a hobbit because he is short, hairy, and loves screaming.

by tha awesomeness July 18, 2008

hobbit

a small person who is of annoyance

ann: he's so annoying
sara: yea and short
ann: he's such a hobbit

by lu13 August 20, 2010

Hobbit

A non-marijuana-smoking person who supports pot smokers.

Eric: He hangs out with all the Ents and yet he doesn't smoke...

Bob: Yeah, his a Hobbit.

by Meatloaf_King October 30, 2011

hobbit

Person who uses ebonics regularly

"Yo, i wish i can chop it up wit u" "You filthy hobbit."

by Kaiaer November 28, 2006

hobbit

person with abnormally large feet

jesus christ megan is a fucking hobbit she has feet the size of bigfoot messin with sasquatch

by jfhegfbeytfuewbtfr November 26, 2007

Hobbit

Hobbit a small fat pussy who follows people that make fun of him. Lives on top of a hill and loves poon jobs, can be found humping a car and filing law suits.

"Lad is a hobbit"
"i hear hobbits get pushed into chairs and start crying"

by Luis May 5, 2005

Hobbit

A miniature Fag that has nothing better to do in life except hang out with his other gay friends and hunt for "jewelry" with a scary old guy with a beard.

Zach is such a fucking hobbit.

by J♥C December 19, 2008