Guantanamo Bae

A woman who had a man eat out her ass in a running shower where the water fell on the man's face.

Guy 1: Did you get some yesterday?
Guy 2: Hell yeah dude. After the movie we went to her place and I ate her ass in the shower.
Guy 1: Sounds like she's a Guantanamo Bae...

by GuantanamoBae January 1, 2017

Guantanamo Bay Shot

This shot is only for the hardest of mother fuckers or those that hate themselves.

Steps to achieve enlightenment:

1) Lick mustard off a table’s surface (Zamboni!!!)
2) Snort a line of salt
3) Squirt Lemon Juice in your eye
4) Have somebody blare an air horn in your ear
5) Rub Carolina Reaper on your skin

Not for the faint of heart.

Holy shit that guy just ordered a Guantanamo Bay shot! He’s so fucking cool!

by Mr. FuckYeah March 23, 2024

Guantanamo Christmas Present

When a girl is on top of you riding your face, she squirts without warning, effectively water-boarding you.

Dude, last night this chick gave me a Guantanamo Christmas Present.

by Wang Bendanez September 4, 2020

Guantanamo Car Wash

When you waterboard a participant, and finish with a facial.

"Treat me like one of your arab girls."
Guantanamo car wash this dirty girl.

by Nodiceplease March 6, 2021

Guantanamo reach around

A three people sexual maneuver there are two givers and one receiver, one of the givers gives the receiver a reach around covered in guacamole while the other waterboardeds the receiver in a golden shower while asking for information

Person 1 "hey grandpa what happened in Guantanamo Bay?"

Person 2 "I was given Guantanamo reach around, and i still didn't spill anything"

by Lobotomy gaming February 24, 2025

Escape from Guantanamo Bay

A sexual position involving 3 parties, one of East Indian decent, one of East Asian decent, and preferably a female.

Last night I was with Raj and Amy, we totally did the Escape from Guantanamo Bay.

by _accurate October 17, 2019

The Guantanamo

A very risky sex act that also serves as a viable alternative to figuring out your girl's Facebook password. To complete the Guantanamo, the man must receive oral sex from the woman, upon reaching orgasm he will pull the woman's shirt over her face, and waterboard her with his potential children.

My tinderdate needed therapy after I pulled a Guantanamo on her last night.

I heard Bob got Susan to admit to cheating on him by performing an expert "Guantanamo" on her in the Arbys bathroom.

The Guantanamo is a great way to break in a new love interest.

by NoMeansYesYesMeansAnal June 16, 2020