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let me drive the boat

The basic, go-to Instagram caption for thirst trap lake trip photos, typically posted by white girls age 18-25, who should never be trusted to drive any motorized vehicle.
Brittneigh: What should I caption this slutty pic so people think I love the lake and not just attention?

Brynneleighy: “Let me drive the boat!”
by Crashlandon August 14, 2022
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drive the dump truck

Driving the dump truck is seth/lance language for going to the bathroom for an longer-than-normal time. Sometimes we call it just "driving the truck".
Seth: Let's get this last set of squats in before I have to drive the dump truck

Lance: damnit...
by s1337 September 19, 2009
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the golden drive

Driving from one destination to another with all lights being/turning green so there is no stopping.
I just had the golden drive. I managed to get to your house without any red lights.
by 6kizan June 28, 2018
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drive the volleyball bus

The act of inserting both penis and testicles into your partner's orafice of choice.
I thrust a little to hard with the wife last night and had to drive the volleyball bus home!
by Pigdog Volt May 5, 2018
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Drive The Bus

The act of sticking your thumb in a girls anus while hitting it doggie style and moving the thumb to make a motion similar to driving a motorized vehicle with a steering wheel.
Michelle: Ow fuck Dillon what was that
Dillon: Sorry honey I just always wanted to drive the bus
by DillyDp22 June 26, 2018
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man drives right off a fucking bridge
Man: Sometimes it's hard to resist the urge to drive right off a fucking bridge HHHhahaha oh look there's one
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drive-by-the-way

A set of seemingly innocuous questions, usually appearing at a time when an email thread appears to be resolved, not necessarily from one's management chain, derailing any semblance of a process of executing against deadlines.
Engineer A: How's your project going?
Engineer B: It's not, I got drive-by-the-wayed by Product Managers all day.
by Sir Splainmore November 5, 2014
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