when someone inadvertently sets their own self to get dunked on
1: ...but have you read up on any of this 'Tuov' stuff?
2: no, what's 'Tuov'
1: you don't know? It's when you got TUOV DEEZ NUTS IN YOU MOUF LMAOOOO DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT
2: that was uncalled for.
1: you make it so easy with all of these cupcakes you're feeding me
by sugarfoot34 May 25, 2018
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1. A very fierce pitbull that feeds on the souls of toddlersm

2. EDP445's favorite dessert
1. "cupcake doesn't bite"
*cupcake proceeds to feed on a toddlers soul*

2. EDP445: "I'm actually here to.. pick up a cupcake"
by DDistrict March 16, 2023
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The act of keffing in one's hand and then putting your hand over someones face, in order to make them smell the keff.
Random guy 1: Damn, what is that smell?

Random guy 2: LOL! you've just been cupcaked!
by Phil Mi Groin October 6, 2018
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Why am I cutting my grass with kitchen scissors you ask? As you can see, I had to dissassemble all seven of my lawn mowers. Then I ran out of cupcakes and fell asleep before I can put them back together and I cant touch them anymore because the illuminati has been crop dusting us with their lucifarian chemtrails and I cant let them hack into my biometric database with the nanobot spyware programs that they put in the chemtrails.
by methamphetaQUEEN March 17, 2018
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Cupcakes are not just a normal baked good, in fact, by some they are considered infinitely powerful tools. Essentially, they are synonymous with complete Global Domination. Thus, the ability to bake these sweet delicacies is seen as an extremely valuable asset to those wishing to pursue the goal of total global control.
V:"Me and Georgia are having a Bake-a-thon! We're making cupcakes!"
A:"Oh no! The world is in danger!"
by Alexander Johnson October 25, 2006
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When a male finishes on a females face and throws a handful of sprinkles on it while yelling "cupcake"!
After giving me a blowjob, I cupcaked her with rainbow sprinkles.
by DyslexicMonkey1 October 6, 2012
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1. A guy/girl who pets, strokes arms, kisses shoulders, snuggles, butterfly kisses, or awkwardly stares into their significant others eyes in the blatant presence of other people.

2. A habitual violator of guy code and chicks before dicks.

3. Someone who continually updates their facebook/gmail status with how in love they are and how perfect their life is. (You are only lying to yourself)
1. Instead of day drinking, Timmy Franchise is on the couch whispering sweet nothings and acting like a total cupcaker.

2. Although Kara is a guest at my house, she feels it necessary to make out on the couch in the living room when I want to watch TV. What a cupcaker.

3. You know, for everyone who acts like a cupcaker on facebook we really don't care. You are like the person who talks on his cell phone on the bus/train; everyone may be keeping a straight face, but inside we hate you.
by ChiTNR March 31, 2011
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