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Chimpanzee Frown

It is the precise antithesis of a chimpanzee smile. The ultimate expression of despair.
The children raced down the steps on Christmas morning only discover that somehow Santa seemed to have skipped over their home. The only gift they received that year were a bunch of chimpanzee frowns.
by m o g w a i June 27, 2007
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Chimpanzee

Chimpanzees are the cutest and smartest animals in the world. They use tools, look cute, and act like humans!
by RichyCanPvP July 13, 2022
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Chimpanzees at nighttime

by The King Evan October 1, 2021
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chimpanzee

"I will stab you with a chimpanzee!"
"K"
-Texting
by Xexdeh January 11, 2020
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Shy Chimpanzee

When a person is so uncomfortable in the presence of a lesbian quarrel that they assume the posture of the monkey that "sees no evil". If there is a tremendous amount of explicit sexual references, the person may choose to take a squatting position in a corner and cry... wishing they could erase the things that they have heard.
That girl's rant about the lover that she scissor fucked yesterday after her husband left the house turned me into a shy chimpanzee.
by itsybitsyspyder October 26, 2016
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Brass Chimpanzee

A drink modeled after the colloquially popular ‘brass monkey’ containining any light-colored beer and powdered Tang. For best results, drink the foaming head as you finish the pour.

Just one small step for man.
« I drink Brass Chimpanzee and I rock well »
by PonytailJones June 24, 2025
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Minehut Chimpanzee

The exact same retarded Minehut Monkeys, except this time they are 7 years old. They finally learned how to use the debit card in the wallet their father left behind after leaving to collect milk, and regularly buy as many credits as they can to assert dominance over people with brains.
Is this Minehut Chimpanzee really trying to use the fact that he has 50000 Minehut credits to get bitches?
by Nomaidens June 18, 2022
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