the mad cap

A piss poor excuse for a human. A waste of human flesh who thinks there gods gift to the world.

The asshole the mad cap hates Juggalos because he's not one and can never be one because he has his dick shoved up his ass.

by Me and only me. October 9, 2017

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The Flemish cap

Rubbing the tip of someone’s penis very elegantly and slightly

Sara was giving John The Flemish cap

by SHAMELESSĶILL-_- October 26, 2025

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Loosened the bottle cap

An expression for when somebody makes a bunch of attempts but someone else working with them gets the job done

Hey Jerry, you might have gotten the reservation at that new restaurant but I really loosened the bottle cap for you when I called them twenty times first

by BottleMaster June 5, 2018

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Cleaning the Toothpaste Cap

Having imminent diarrhea that is held in by previously formed solid feces within the bowel tract. Upon pushing out the solid mass, diarrhea follows with ease.

After trying all the laxities on the market I tried some liquid magnesium and was very shortly cleaning the toothpaste cap.

by All Bets Hedged February 10, 2021

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East coast New Brunswick saying when greeting someone, or to find out what’s new with someone, and what the word on the street is. Cap’ is short for captain of a boat, typically seen in New Brunswick’s southwestern fishing villages.

What’s the word Cap’?

Nothing really, except for the bad weather.

by Fuddydud November 27, 2023

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Don't cap on the name

The sentence that changed everything. From the moment of it's existence it has warped space and time and is the only sentence currently available that can automatically make anyone laugh. The exact origins of the sentence have not been noted but some say the words were first spoken by a "discord packer".

George: "Shutcho bitchass up Ascend you braindead moron with no life. Go to fucking school for once instead of spending your time skipping school to scream at little kids on the popular social media platform made for gamers, Discord.com"
As "world's best discord packer" cend: "Aye bruh Don't cap on the name bruh dont even talk to me like that I'll slap the shit outchu on god yo granma on a scooter at 3 am doing donuts on a Walmart parking lot."

by TheNwordOfficial August 17, 2021

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