Balkans

A region of Eastern Europe (it could also define the Middle East, South East Asia and the Sahel) where every fucking country hates each other. They also have languages that attempt to eliminate every vowel possible.

What is death in croation? "Smrt"
What's the name of Croatia in Croatian? "Hrvatska"

Damn, those balkan nations are shitty.
The balkans are shit to live in.

by FuckassEmpire October 16, 2023

Balkans

Southeast european territory where everyone hates eachother and together they hate turks.

"That dude's crazy-"
"Don't worry, he's probably from the Balkans."

by k0tinka February 28, 2022

Balkans

The shithole of the earth located in the balkan peninsula in south eastern Europe

you're going to the balkans

NooNOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by athinistan July 6, 2021

bella balkan

sexiest, amazing woman amazing wallah smile

hey that’s bella balkan she’s sexy as

by marcus lad May 4, 2022

The most western Balkan

The most western Balkan is a derogatory term that describes Portugal because Portugal has the same values on charts as the Balkan nations.

Look Portugal is clearly just the most western Balkan. Why else would they have the same amount of child mortality!

by Masi-Pallo October 6, 2023

Balkan oil check

When you suck your pinky finger and insert it an another persons anus then taste your pinky finger again.

That fart smells like you need a balkan oil check. You're probably running hot.

by CP85 June 24, 2022

Balkan racism mode

When a man from the Balkans goes full racism mode on a person of colour for a reason that can vary from mild argument to losing a match in Roblox football. What usually proceeds is the man experiencing the syndrome called Lithuanian Ball Cancer, which usually cause the man to die within 72 hours

Youseff: Damn bro, Jeremiah went full Balkan racism mode!

Jeremiah: (Racist with Lithuanian ball cancer symptoms)

by weednosebutveryweed January 15, 2022