Balkan Banquet Hall Lady

A random lady of Balkan decent you see once a year at a banquet hall . They usual come up to you an say out of pocket things Wear's a dress with one to many sequins. Usually wears 5 inch heel's while dancing oro. Between the ages of 35 - 85 years old.

See that lady over there coming to talk to us she's a Balkan banquet hall lady.

by EmoOwls February 3, 2024

Balkan Ballslam

The art of sitting down so fast that your balls clap so loud they reverberate and shake the room.

Ex: "dude I sat down so fast yesterday my balls shook the room it was like a Balkan Ballslam".

by JD_1039 February 21, 2025

Balkan Boner

When you have Balkan rage and then you start getting aroused from the rage flowing through your penis

Oh my God Daxton got a Balkan Boner!

by Hal Wilkerson May 2, 2025

WINTER ARC + MANGO + BALKAN RAGE + GERMAN STARE

The word that unlocks the level power of sigma, aura, and rizz. Probably the most skibidi word and THOSE WHO KNOW out there. Used by 8 year olds to get 1000+ aura.

Hey look! I just WINTER ARC + MANGO + BALKAN RAGE + GERMAN STARE'd up!

by pseudonym1112 December 11, 2024

balkan hat

Short douchebag hair style, often seen on guidos

OMG! Look at that balkan hat, what a rebel!

by yesJohnyes August 7, 2011

Balkan wheel alignment

A wheel alignment on a car in which instead of properly adjusting the alignment of the wheel, you rotate the steering wheel on the spline.

Bro 1: After I changed my tie rod my wheel is all fucked up and I dont wanna pay someone to fix it.
Bro 2: Just do the Balkan wheel alignment retard.

by Prophet off of your sadness September 8, 2025

Balkan curse

Most Balkan goes through something traumatic before turning 25. and if not, the trauma is guaranteed before turning 45.

Haris: "I really thought I dodged the curse… until last year. My entire family had to flee after losing our home."
Stefan: "Yeah... mine hit at 21 when I lost my brother. The Balkan curse never misses, man."

by okjlez February 18, 2025