21st century idiot boy

Someone who dresses gay, is straight, is obsessed with eating out cell phones cheap cars, mac computers, and meaningless drone music associated with lame culture, also is obsessed with retarded humor

That guy at work is a 21st century idiot boy he has no individuality anymore, he has no real ambitions, and signs paper work without reading it and can't survive without a pointless device that is used to control his life

by Kosanavian Emperor June 22, 2014

21st Century Schizoid Man

A-one, two, three, four
Two, two, three
Cat's foot, iron claw
Neurosurgeons scream for more
Paranoia's poison door
21st century schizoid man
Blood rack, barbed wire

Politicians funeral pyre
Innocents raped with napalm fire
21st century schizoid man
Death seed, blind man's greed
Poets starving, children bleed
Nothing he's got, he really needs
21st century schizoid man

by Death Menace May 2, 2023

21st Century Bitch

A person in the 21st century who has to bitch about literally everything.

"Chloe is a real 21st Century Bitch, she literally comes up with new stuff to complain about.

by hoppingicon January 7, 2023

21st Century Caligula

Nickname for Joe Biden

see also: Robert Peters, Pedo Pete, The Big Guy, Sleepy Joe, Traitor Joe, and Brandon

The 21st Century Caligula has crossed the Rubicon.

by Objective-Reason Daddy August 23, 2023

21st Century Breakfast

Nothing.

Alex always starts his day with a 21st Century Breakfast. It's clean, fast, and completely free!

by The Average Sad Man May 21, 2016

21st Century Poet

noun. Writes fully sick poetry with no value or significant theme

When your bars are long and barely rhyme but you on the dime. Dat dere 21st century poet.

by DaRealBdizzle October 6, 2016

21st Century

International make fun of Keira century

Person 1: what century is the 21st century
Person 2: International make fun of Keira century
Person 1: oh no I'm called keira

by G E K O L O N I S E E R D February 7, 2021