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maga extremist

Check your dad’s friend group for the INFAMOUS: Maga extremist
Has:

A maga hat
A potbelly
50-70 years old

Watches Newsmax

Has a “blue lives matter” on the back of their pickup truck

IF YOU HAVE ANY OF THESE DO ASSOCIATE WITH ME
Joe brandon: maga extremist are the biggest threat to our d d d d democracy!!!
Crowd, who is several million strong: *roars with applause*
Joe brandon: not lawlessness! Not inflation! Not my nightmare of foreign affairs! MAGA EXTREMIST ARE THE #1 THREAT TO THIS SOCIETY

THANK YOU AND G G G G GOOD NIGHT
by Lil barnacles #1 fan October 19, 2023
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Leftwing Extremists

Fox news is an example of a slanted evil liberal channel. Liberals are reserved for free countries though, so what the f'ck are they doing in America? By the way most rich white people in America (like the Bush family and the Walton family) are RIGHTWING not leftwing.
look at those Leftwing Extremists holding up a "thank god for aids" sign, no they're rightwing, white, christian extremists. Problem is they get away with what they do.
by george miller January 25, 2005
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Apple Extremists

Someone who praises apple for everything even though it is obviously a shit move
Normal person: Hey those mac pro wheels look nice do they come in the box with the $20,000 mac pro?
Apple extremists: No why would you think that they are an extra $100 obviously
by NotAnAppleFanboy December 8, 2020
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Reddit Extremist

A person who will make you question your views on anything.
No matter how strong your opinion is of something a Reddit Extremist who shares that view is more extreme than you.

You're an atheist? Well, Reddit Atheists think that religion and everyone who follows it should be eliminated at all costs.

You don't like cats and/or dogs? Well, Reddit Extremists think that they should all be eradicated.

Basically, if you have any opinions about anything, don't go to Reddit. They will disgust you, no matter how extreme you may be.
by Ubeenbamboozledson February 24, 2024
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Crypto Wagie Extremist

Anyone who spends more than 50% of every wagie paycheck on cryptocurrency with the intent of become a crypto millionaire as a result of investing.
He's a crypto wagie extremist because he refuses to spend his money on anything that isn't crypto - he won't come to the bar with us.

The guy only likes turning money into more money which is why hes a crypto wagie extremist now.
They are a CWE so they're only working here with us so they can buy more crypto.
by jwinter January 7, 2024
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Doo-Wop Flop Extremist

The Doo-Wop Flop is a sexual act where the male places a 45 rpm record around the base of the penis, where it stays during the entire duration of coitus. This is sometimes done with a rare or valuable record as a form of gambling, where the record is at a high risk of damage in exchange for praise online by other Flop extremists. As of late, a small community of Doo-Wop Flop extremists possess the philosophy that there is no risk to engaging in "The Flop", as they believe that, in the event of the record ending up covered in bodily excretions, the fluids in effect act as a form of noise reduction and audio-enhancement towards particularly poorer-graded records on the commonly used Goldmine Grading Scale. This is a sexual spin-off of the customary "wet playing" practice that was popularized in the 1970's, where various liquids are used to reduce static and surface noise by lubricating the stylus and displacing dirt. However, this bastardization employs an added endorphin rush of having to quickly play said record before the fluids dry up, and inevitably render the record unplayable and worthless. This subsect of the community is generally despised and shamed by traditional "Flopists", who value "The Flop" as a sanctified ritual, where the record's well-being should be held in higher regards than the act itself.
John: Hey Mike, have you ever tried doing the Doo-Wop Flop with your woman?

Mike: Yes, John. I actually take it a step further by adding the extra excitement by using my prized records, especially the ones that have more surface noise than normal. Last time me and Emma tried it, I slid my prized 45 rpm copy of "Give me Another Chance" by the Sheiks on the coveted "Ef-n-De" label off of my wiener once we were done, and to my surprise the fluids made it sound even better! I didn't even clean it afterwords. I actually underwent the whole ordeal with the intentions of completely ruining the record because I have some strange self-destructive complex and want to render valuable items near worthless. All in all, the disc is ruined now because I placed it directly back into the paper sleeve after playback and it's completely crusted over. I just love to deface precious artifacts for some reason.

John: Wow, I guess you are one of those Doo-Wop Flop extremists. I think I need to go home and process this tragedy with some shots of Brandy.
by muddyford57 September 26, 2025
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