Friend: who are you texting?
You: myself, for texterbating later when I'm drunk... you know? texterbate.
You: myself, for texterbating later when I'm drunk... you know? texterbate.
by SAE Poncho June 16, 2010
Get the Texterbate mug.Much like an estimate, testimating involves making approximate calculations. The difference comes in practicality, in that a testimate can be reviewed for accuracy before a true figure is established or revealed.
In this sense, it serves as a careful means of answering or prephrasing a question. It is something that is reviewed before the impending action or thought is undertaken.
In this sense, it serves as a careful means of answering or prephrasing a question. It is something that is reviewed before the impending action or thought is undertaken.
In order to see if my new chair would fit through my front door, I had to testimate how wide the chair was, so I used my hands as a ruler to see if the chair would make it through. It made for a great testimation.
I want to conservatively testimate how many people will show up to my rock concert this evening, so I will say that the room will be half empty.
I want to conservatively testimate how many people will show up to my rock concert this evening, so I will say that the room will be half empty.
by Sylvan Murray August 10, 2010
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having a domestic arguement over text message
Domesticating thru mobile devices
often when in the same room but unable to argue because there are other people around
Domesticating thru mobile devices
often when in the same room but unable to argue because there are other people around
by g311 January 3, 2008
Get the Texticating mug.Mark: I wanted to finish my conversation with Demarcus, but I couldn't procraptinate any longer.
Joni: What did you do?
Mark: I texficated.
Joni: Smooth move.
Joni: What did you do?
Mark: I texficated.
Joni: Smooth move.
by Joseph Boldy August 15, 2010
Get the texficate mug.extravagant behavior that is intended to attract attention to oneself via text message.
A mental condition characterized by the compulsion to display one's genitals via text message.
A mental condition characterized by the compulsion to display one's genitals via text message.
by Larry3 November 22, 2010
Get the textibitionist mug.sending a text or chat message that doesn't make sense because it is missing words or doesn't fit the context of the conversation. Can also be used when words are spelled wrong.
by Makrocosm March 21, 2011
Get the textibberish mug.A specific type of castration which involves physical removing of the testicles. Traditionally, pliers are used, but any sort of gripping device works. Testication is known mostly for the way the gripping device is used. Random portions of the scrotum are grabbed with the tool and yanked away with the intent to remove as much flesh as possible. The process repeats until testicles are removed, or the participating parties decide to stop.
A game can be made out of testication with players taking turns with grabbing things. Ideally this should be done blind folded to maintain the true spirit of testication. Points are awarded by the amount of flesh removed and bonus points for testicles removed intact.
A game can be made out of testication with players taking turns with grabbing things. Ideally this should be done blind folded to maintain the true spirit of testication. Points are awarded by the amount of flesh removed and bonus points for testicles removed intact.
1. Frank wouldn't give up the location of the money, so Peter was forced to testicate him.
2. Omar and Perry were bored one night, so they picked up a drifter to testicate him. Perry won when he got both balls removed in his second tug.
2. Omar and Perry were bored one night, so they picked up a drifter to testicate him. Perry won when he got both balls removed in his second tug.
by ohshazbot September 17, 2012
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