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textertainment 

Text messaging with someone purely to mess with them for your own entertainment. Usually with no regard for their feelings.
I was so bored the other night that I responded to pathetic text messages from Jeff-encouraging his psychotic behavior purely for some textertainment.

textertainment 

when someone over a phone texts you random funny stuff, and you just say lol and they text you another random funny thing, you just keep loling...(and some might not be funny, too)
joe- wow! that chick is FAT!!!!!!
you-lol
joe- why does my ass itch?
you-lol
joe- i just saw a SLUT!
you- lol
joe- ouch i just sat on a pin!
you- your textertainment isnt funny anymore...
and so on...

texterstanding

Understanding a text message fully even if it contains errors, omissions or typos.
I know that I am rubbish at typing text messages but you are always so good at texterstanding me.
texterstanding by empyrean February 14, 2014

texdarity 

the varying ability to manipulate one's fingers with precision and speed while texting.
My manual texdarity is not good enough to be texting back and forth with most people because they usually can't decipher what I'm saying.
texdarity by rufnqaz May 13, 2017

Textality 

Textality is the direct demeanor one receives or responds constantly. Being via text or messenger. Ones textality shows in the predictive text bar above the keyboard.
"Aight so peep dig... There was a post on facebook using predictive text right, the phones only gonna predict the humans textality and use that! "
"Huh?"
"You be texting that shit allada time, so yo phone know!"
"And that's how textality came to be a word. Plain out my G."

Dexterity 

Something that you should never level up. And if you do, never tell anyone.
Person 1: Hey, I leveled up my dexterity to wield the uchigatana!
Person 2: *beats up person 1 for being a pussy*
Dexterity by Zaite January 19, 2024