Snold Testament

1. A debilitating snow storm. Like what newscasters refer to as "Snowmaggedon" but more biblical.

2. Graphically realistic bible scenes crafted from blizzard snow.

"The snow jews wandering the snow desert were a nice touch to the Snold Testament in Dan's yard.

by Specifically Not a Genius February 10, 2010

The New Testament

When you and your partner t-pose after having an orgasm

Yeah, so when me and Jane did the New Testament, I knew she was the one

by gilf21 July 21, 2019

A Testament to

Doing something in memory or recognition of another accomplisments or deeds.

kid1: omfg, did you just see what happened to derik?
kid2: fuck yeah, now im smoking this vanilla dutch, a testament to his bloody skull.

by Brand0n September 26, 2005

Textamaniacaholic

An individual who while way of the legal limit of alcohol consumption sends text messages at a rate of or equavalent to 60 texts per hour.

Nathan stop. Sure you proved that you can finish that handle of rum yourself. But instead of talking to me your just sending me texts. for Hitlers sake i'm right in front of you. I think its time we take you too Textamaniacaholic's anonymous.

by Abe Labeau August 17, 2009

textdentity theft

sending texts from another person's cellphone as if you are them. usually in a joking manner.

Ted: yesterday textdentity thefted my sister and sent her boyfriend a picture of a towel with her cellphone
Joe:awesome

by Mr. chihuahua December 8, 2009

Testament

Character from kickass game Guilty Gear.Dark magic and voodoo are his specialties.

Testament could pawn Ky-s ass

by soiti July 30, 2006

textmestic

When you're engaged in a domestic type argument with your significant other using text messaging.

Wow, that was a knock-down-drag-out textmestic. I thought someone would've applied for a textstraining order already.

by Matt638 January 11, 2009