test his jaw

When someone disrespecting, pop him one in his jaw.

Friend 1. Yo, Malik keep texting my girl

Friend 2. Test his jaw

by PocketHandle October 5, 2020

battle tested

You know your way around the streets, you’ve seen the shit you needed, you’ve done your dirt and you’ve got out alive. You’ve been to war with your neighbors, fought through rough times. More importantly, you stay silent.

You’re brothers pretty wise.
Yeah, he’s battle tested.

by GTPxEOE June 1, 2019

am i gay test

a commonly used google search by gay people who are either in denial, questioning or need re-assurance

person 1: omg are you gay
person 2: idk but i took an am i gay test and it said i was

by a narcissistic arse bitch July 17, 2021

Breasties before Testes

When you put your girl friends before your boyfriend; An alternative to woes before bros.

Jim:"So, Carol, are you going out to dinner with the guys and me tonight?
Carol:"No, sorry Jim"
Jim:"I thought that you said earlier that you could go"
Carol:"Brittany and I are watching Netflix tonight, breasties before testes!

by M.Hessler May 4, 2015

shit test

A manufactured grievance a woman uses to test the mettle, competence and confidence of her mate. It is an intentional provocation accompanied by an implicit and subconscious desire that the man put his foot down, set reasonable boundaries and demonstrate that he will not be bullied, nagged, shamed or guilted into submission. Its purpose is to confirm for her that he is capable of doing what needs to be done to provide for and protect her and her children. The subconscious thought process is, "If he can't stand up to me, how will he be able to deal with the cavemen down the valley who keep us up all night revving their motorcycles, let alone help bring down a mastodon or fend off the sabre toothed tigers?"

The worst thing a man can do when his woman is shit testing him is assume the grievance is genuine and cave in to her. Despite her seeming demand that he submit, if he does, she will lose respect for him, and once she loses respect for him she will believe that she's with a man who is not worthy of her, which in turn makes her angry and resentful of him. She will then escalate the tests, each grievance becoming more and more outrageous and irrational in a desperate bid for him to finally draw a line and say, "this far, no further."

''I had to dump her because i was getting tired of the constant shit tests''

by youngsimba1991 August 7, 2019

shit test

A test that a girl performs on a male by saying or doing something to judge the reaction or response from him.

I talked all the night and didn't let that chick perform her shit tests on me man, until she got drunk.

We went out together and everything was great. But, I failed one shit test, and got dumped.

by MyLittleJack November 28, 2006

iq test

a completely useless test nerds use to feel good about themselves.

69 or higher on iq test=nerd

by afukenduck August 19, 2019