Testosteroner

A pure testosterone boner caused from excitement or action; having nothing to do with any kind of arousal.

Example: Yesterday I was joking around with my wrestler friend and I slammed him into a locker while he wasn't looking he naturally put me into a full nelson but when he did I could feel his hard cock on my back I naturally screamed what the fuck is that man he said fuck you I was scared it's just a testosteroner.
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by Asssssssssssasssass September 29, 2014

Testosterone Influence

When you need the presence of other men to remember how manly you are.

"Malcolm has been hanging out with girls too often, I think he needs more testosterone influence."

by bearer grylls April 24, 2016

testosterone impaired

Impaired behavior caused by the hormone testosterone in males.

Dad wouldn't stop the car to ask for directions because he's testosterone impaired.
My husband couldn't find the potato masher if his life depended on it. He's testosterone impaired.

by DanOfOmaha December 7, 2016

Testosterone Deficiency

A metaphor for identifying as trans ftm. What you tell the straight cis people.

Straight cis person: “if you’re a guy, why does your voice sound so high?”

You: “oh it’s because I was born with a testosterone deficiency.”

Them: “oh okay makes sense.”

by Yarbahodang September 28, 2021

technical testosterone

The unwanted pontification from an individual who believes he/she has superior technical knowledge than all others around said person and who continuously and relentlessly tries to impress upon others just how wonderful and smart they are.

Rex the IT Tech brags to everyone who will listen and shows his technical testosterone and proving once again he is an arrogant jerk.

by RaymondKing June 10, 2011

testosterone park

A group of small rundown individual cabins once rented for getaway vacations but now housing mostly single men, where there are more trucks, ATVs, and power toys etc. than residents.

After they got a divorce I guess he found a place in Testosterone Park. I often see him outside, beer in hand discussing someone's new power toy or other.

by SophieBird July 11, 2009

telepathic testosterone

The phenomenon by which a guy knows what another guy is thinking.

1. "you know how I know that dudes just playing that gal?" "Telepathic testosterone?" "Yup!"
2. "He's in love with Jen. Just too chicken to admit it!" "Oh yeah, how do you know?" "Telepathic testosterone dude!"

by blueberry panda January 6, 2014