testacolies

Testacolies is the same as balls or nutsack

"that asshole just hit me in my testacolies"

by bud melba October 15, 2004

testaclit

A clit with testacles. Females with testaclits have balls, but no shaft.

Ann Coulter does not have a dick, per se. She is, however, the owner of a fine, fine testaclit.

by Harrison Greeley III November 21, 2010

Testascope

When you use a testicle as a microscope, normally to look at how small your penis is.

Person 1: So that's when i grabbed his testicle and used it to try and find his penis.
Person 2: Oh yeah i've done that, got to love a Testascope

by LittlePrettyQueef September 2, 2015

Vinny Testavagina

NFL quarterback who threw the October 17th Dallas Cowboys -vs- Pittsburgh Steelers game when he "fumbled" the ball.

The Cowboys could miss the playoffs if Vinny Testavagina keeps shaving points.

by Matt Shannon October 20, 2004

Feloniously slay the testator

To masturbate

Man-"I like to feloniously slay the testator at least twice daily."
Friend-"Man you need a girlfriend

by Bored Law Student January 20, 2009

testacle delight's

A light party snack usaully eaten at parties or get2gether tht r very delightful 4 a winters day!!! UsuAlly small best eatn hott or warm

Hey. Let me get sum testacle delight's I lredy ate,sounds delicous ay que rico

by letric shavemy pubes bre bre November 30, 2010

Testalitius

When one has been giving head and following that has a sore throat/swollen/glands - Like Tonsillitus. Means man now has testalitius.

"My Throat hurts."
"Sounds Like Testalitius after last night!"
"¬_¬"

by Robyn Cator December 29, 2006