Tessellation

The sexual act where the woman wears a strap-on and anally penetrates her male partner.

Dude, I found out Sally's into tessellation. I don't think my virgin asshole can take it.

by Itsturtletime August 3, 2009

tessellater

One who tessellates - makes mosaics with small pieces which may be tiles, pebbles, sand, uniform or irregular shaped materials, or virtual objects like pixels.

Early digital artists (as in computer game design) were tessellaters, working right at the pixel level, rather than drafting with vectors or painting with complex semi-transparent brushes or constructing 3D forms which are increasingly common.

by Old Game Design Pro August 11, 2010

testes to the fortification

A fancier way of saying “Balls to the wall.”

Man, Tom really puts a lot of effort into his classes.

Oh yeah, he goes testes to the fortification!

by DevilRay97 November 11, 2020

Wrangled Testes

The squished appearance of a man's tenders when his Wranglers (or any pants really) are too tight.

Did you see the cowboy on the dance floor?

How could I miss those Wrangled testes?

by prplmama October 26, 2011

Big Testes

Something you say when you feel very confident about a risky situation

I had big testes when my friend dared me to do something.

by Scott360 April 11, 2017

Egyptian electric testes

Being tased by a 50,000 volt taser directly on your taint and balls.

Yo did you try that new sex move?
You mean the Egyptian electric testes OF COURSE!
Yup how is it.
I can't have kids.

by qwsdfgbhnmk,juytrewsadfghj November 6, 2018

Tessel

A sassy rat, who lives in the garbage chute and comes out at night ratatattatattata

Tessa Schiller was acting like a Tessel when she took a dump on Sydney Portolese's door.

by Rafikki Ratz October 13, 2011