Telepathetic

Someone who's being extremely unpleasant on telephone.

John : Hey please call me later, i dont feel like talking to you anymore

Meredith : Dude can you for once, stop being telepathetic.

by Shihabrk November 20, 2020

telepathetic

1. (adj) to define a supernatural action of reading someone's mind, but only correct 10% of the time. Only works through the connection of WiFi -- rural areas are mostly out of reach.
2. (noun) to define a person who is being pathetic by claiming that he can read people's minds.

What's the WiFi password? I'm fighting a bad guy by using telepathetic, so I really need your help here!

by osmahad42 November 27, 2020

Telepathetic

When you make a prediction that is so stupid there is no need to say it

(Time 3:59) "bro it's going to be 4:00 in one minute!" "No shit your so telepathetic

by Alfie Matthews November 20, 2023

Telepathetic

When you say something's in the future that's so obvious that there was no need of saying it

Saturday: "bro it's Sunday in 24 hours." "No shit. Your so telepathetic."

by Alfie cr matthews February 2, 2024

Telepatheticness

Telepatheticness” is a humorous blend of “telepathic” and “pathetic.” It describes an attempt at telepathy that’s so ineffective or laughably weak that it’s basically pathetic. In other words, it’s a funny way of saying someone’s really bad at reading minds.

We tried to guess each other’s thoughts, but our attempts at telepathy were so bad it was pure telepatheticness.”

by Armydog11c4 December 21, 2025

TELEPATHETIC

Using ones mind to make others be more pathetic than they already are.

Keep your patheticness to yourself, stop being TELEPATHETIC.

by Katelynne's dad January 20, 2025