Teapot

A member of the so-called Tea Party who spews the most outrageous nonsense with complete conviction.

Derived from the combination of Tea Party and Crackpot, not that they can be seperated in any way.

Alternate spelling T-pot.

Did you see that Teapot Christine O'Donnell on Bill Maher's show?

by HavaBrain October 2, 2010

teapotting

Teapotting is when a man is masturbating and sticks his thumb up his own ass to massage his prostate gland in order to intensify the experience. "I'm a little teapot short and stout. Here is my handle and here is my spout"

Mark walked in only to find Phil teapotting himself while watching Fair City.
Phil's orgasms are amazing when he teapots himself.

by Colin J. S. October 28, 2007

Teapot

Teapot is when a girl/guy gives you a blowjob while you’re doing squats

Guy 1:dude you will never believe this,my wife gave me teapot while i was doing my squats!
Guy 2:nice

by Dr.shelnut pooper November 28, 2019

Camels Teapot

A very high pitched queef sounding like a teapot releasing steam .

Ew man Tiffany let out a gnarly camels teapot last night .

by Giraffe Phalanges October 26, 2017

pigeon in a teapot

A way of describing someone who's fake or just a cunt.

"I heard that Jim putting the smack on your hoe".
"He's a right pigeon in a teapot, he has'nt a chance".

by PsychoKezz June 17, 2014

Teapot wank

An act of masturbation where the person sticks at least one finger up their ass whilst masturbating.

Robert- Why're you looking at that kettle in a weird way
Adam- Had myself a teapot wank last night
Robert- You're messed up man.

by Lancastrian Wolf November 19, 2013

Teapot jacuzzi

When a guy puts his balls in a tea pot and his lady friend blows through the snout. This creates a Jacuzzi effect on the balls.

My girlfriend gave me the most awesome teapot Jacuzzi while staying in koh lipe.

by Giovanni Girth October 2, 2017