Teabag

Roses are red, nuts are brown
Skirts go up, pants come down
Body to body, skin to skin
When its stiff, stick it in
The longer its in, the stronger it gets
It goes in wet and comes out dry
It comes out dripping and starts to sag

Its not what you think, its a teabag

by СукаБлять October 1, 2016

Tim Teabagging

The act of tea bagging someone while Tebowing.

Guy - Crazy ass night, I was Tim Teabaggin some bitch like it was my job.

Friend -You were doin what?

Guy - Tim Teabagging, it's when u Tebow over top someone but put ur balls in their mouth.

by Tikobroje January 24, 2012

Taboun

Taboun means pussy in vulgar way in arabic slang language

that pussy is so good

that taboun is so good

by Nadirbrg September 25, 2017

Tabor's Law

The corollary to Poe's Law. Poe's Law is invoked when a parody of fundamentalism is believable enough that it is taken as a legitimate example. Tabor's Law is invoked when bona fide fundamentalism is so outrageous that it is taken as parody.

I think Answers in Genesis is hilarious. For the longest time, I thought it was a parody site. That's Tabor's Law in action.

by BibleBeliever3000 September 19, 2012

Boston Teabag Party

A sexual act that requires the male party to put on a colonial style british wig and subsequently dip his scrotal sack into a woman's mouth all while screaming "Revolution, down with King George!"

John told his wife Abigail that he would allow her to knit unbothered tomorrow if she would let him put his balls betwixt her lips, in the form of a Boston Teabag Party.

by The Adams Brothers February 26, 2011

Teabangers

Political party that uses intimidation, lies, extortion and false statements to mislead their simple minded followers blindly to political slaughter. Nearly everything they say is hypocritical. They blame others for their bad decisions. Throw around terms such as Nazi, Commy, pinko and socialist with absolutely no understanding of there meaning or correlation to current events. Most are on some social program and don't even know it because of their lack of education. Most of their leaders are self serving billionaires.

Teabangers are holding the country hostage even though they are only 4 % of voters.

by Jomamma2 July 25, 2011

teabagger

multiple meanings. 1) one who carries large bags of packaged tea for shipment. 2) a man that squats on top of a womens face and lowers his genitals into her mouth during sex, known as "teabagging" 3) one who has a job or talent that is low in social status 4) a person who is unaware that they have said or done something foolish, childlike, noobish, lame, or inconvenient. 5) also see "fagbag", "lamer", "noob"

Matt baseball, I can't believe he skipped our lan party to go to practice. Yeah, that kid is such a teabagger.

by h4x0r3r July 24, 2003